Odds and Ends

Odds and Ends by Anonymous I'm a 20 year old heterosexualmale who's been masturbating 1- 4 times per day (usually 3) sinceI was 11 years old. I've tried many different techniques. Analstimulation does nothing for me, and I'm not flexible enough forauto -fellatio. However, I often stroke my cock with my left handwhile squeezing the head with my right hand. I squeeze with thehead between my thumb and forefinger, letting it be just a bitmore than a half an inch wide. Of course, if any other guy triesthis, he can vary the width according to his tastes. I find thesteady pressure gives a special "tingle." In addition,the squeeze acts like a hose nozzle on a water flow: my cumusually hits my in the face, or even goes over my shoulders ontothe wall. I enjoy watching that, although it is a pain to cleanup afterwards. Mick, I don't know if you'll wantto use this, but I researched it and found it interesting (I'mnot plagiarizing: this is just what I've found on my own) As a Christian, for years I feltan awful guilt about masturbating. I read that it was healthy,normal, etc.. but I didn't believe it. However, after questioninga few people and reading about the Christianity, I learned a fewthings to set my mind at rest. Before it was common knowledgethat the sperm united with the egg to produce the zygote, whichdevelops into the fetus, etc... people thought that a man's semenwas IT. Put the cum in a womb, and there might be a baby. Thebelief was that sperm spilled outside the womb represented amurdered baby. That's why masturbation was considered a greatevil. We now know that sperm is not all that's necessary forpregnancy. An orgasm without a partner most certainly does notmean the murder of human being. It took the Church a few hundredyears to forgive Galileo for saying that the Earth wasn't at thecenter of the universe. I think it's safe to assume thateventually it will accept masturbation by men and women as normaltoo. Some "heretics" believed the sun was at the centerof the solar system before the Church accepted it. Now, you and Iare the heretics who believe that masturbation is harmless and anormal part of being human before the Church admits it. Note from MickNasty: Inaddition to this theory, there is one that talks about Onan. Hisbrother died and, as was the tradition, it was his obligation togive his brother's wife a son. When he pulled out early andjerked off onto the sand, God struck him down. Many have usedthis as a biblical reason about why masturbation is"wrong". Obviously, Onan was struck down because hefailed to honor God's word and give his brother's wife a son.However, for the Christians in the audience, I will say this.Jesus said that when you commit adultery in your mind, you havecommited adultery. This means that when you're masturbating, andyou're thinking of someone other than your spouse, youare commiting adultery. If you're not married, it still applies. I love your page, MickNasty. Keepup the good work.