Odd Sports Physical

I went to my mom's friend for my college entry physical. Perhaps I should have known better. She's a nurse practitioner. Cheryl is her name. She's a bit on the heavy side, has graying hair, and most of the time wears a no-nonsense expression. She did the physical at her house, which I suppose is a bit weird, but at the time, I thought it would be better than waiting around in a doctor's office. They always run late, and that bothers the heck out of me. I got there and she instructed me to strip down to my underpants. Cheryl did all the usual stuff: blood sample, listen to heart and lungs, weigh on the scale. All the while, she was asking me questions, like why I joined the baseball team when I'm so good at football. (I didn't get a football scholarship, but did get a partial baseball scholarship.) I thought this ongoing questioning was unusual from her. All the time she had known my mom, she barely paid any attention to me at all, and I came to think of her as a mostly non-talkative person. My mind turned away from Cheryl and what she was doing. I was on the verge of buying an old Harley, and was really excited about that motorcycle. It was all I every thought about lately. She asked me to momentarily remove my underpants. That brought me crashing out of my daydreaming. Perhaps I shouldn't have, but I asked "Why?" I mean all the medical exams I've ever had, either I leave my underwear on, or at most, they'd swoop down the front for a moment for nothing other than the briefest of a glance at my balls or whatever. "Because a young man needs to be checked for everything, testicular cancer, included." "Oh." I felt really weird about letting Cheryl see my dick. My ass too, for that matter. But what could I do? This was a medical exam after all. No big deal, right? So, I stepped out of my briefs. There I was stark naked in front of my mom's friend. Now, nudity has always had an effect on me. Thank God that the showers in high school were all separate, because I'd often get at least partial wood in there. The other guys never knew.  And of course I didn't know what was happening with them in their showers. I kind of wondered. Anyway, the thing was I felt like my penis might rise up in front of Cheryl, and that would be weird, and embarrassing to the max. First she did the turn my head and cough thing. I felt a stronger possibility of erection. In fact, I was becoming very afraid my penis was starting to puff up a bit. "No hernia," she quietly half-muttered. It's not like I was relieved, because I was pretty sure there was nothing wrong with me, anyway. She had me lay on her 'examination table.' It looked like a massage table to me, but whatever. She reached out, and started scrunching around on my sack. To my horror, that fucked me up entirely. My dick rose of its own accord, and there was nothing, absolutely nothing I could do about it. "Um, I'm sorry..." I started to blurt. "Oh, it's nothing. Just proves you're a healthy male." She continued to feel my balls for quite a while. Under other circumstances, it would have been wonderful. I'd like to have a girl, I mean, someone my age, do that. My mind drifted to Jennine, a beautiful Asian chick at school. She was a girl I always wanted to talk to, but never could. Oh well, now that high school was over, I'd probably never get the chance for the rest of my life. Somehow in my mind, I started imagining it was Jennine squeezing my balls back and forth like that. Suddenly my mind shot back to reality. What the fuck was happening? I was rock hard as Cheryl was continuing to massage my balls. And, why was she taking so long? I was starting to feel that pre-orgasmic feeling one gets. Oh no! But just before it was too late, she let go of my balls. Whew, that was a close one! I realized this was as close as I had ever come to ejaculating, without actually ejaculating. I was sure I'd be rubbing one out later to finish the job. She turned away to a little table, grabbed something, then returned.  "The schools are insisting that we test for STDs these days. This may sting a bit." I didn't really grasp what she was saying. I was vaguely thinking she was going to jab my arm for more blood or something. Suddenly, I felt her grab my still rock-hard penis in her hand, wrapping her fingers firmly around it. There was that getting-ready-to-orgasm feeling again. It came on me suddenly. And then, as I looked to see what she was doing, she jabbed a Q-tip about an inch in my peehole. That did sting! She could have warned me. But then again, I guess she did. Now, it would have been nice if she pulled it out right away. But no, she kind of pushed it in a bit more, and twirled it around. It stung big-time! Finally, she pulled it out, and if you can imagine it, that stung even worse. "Owww, Holy fu..." But then it was over. The pain ended as quickly as it had begun. "I'm so sorry," she said. It had to be done. Putting the Q-tip into some sort of little container, she immediately turned back to me and grabbed my penis again. 'Now what?' I was thinking. What torturous thing did she have in mind next? But that's not what happened at all. Cheryl apologized for that pain, and said, "This might help." She held my penis, looking at it intensely, and kind of shifting it to one side then the other. It was still as hard as a hammer. It felt nice for her to hold it that way. Then, she slid my foreskin all the way back. It was intense. Almost bordering on a different kind of pain. She held it that way for a good few seconds. Then she pushed it back over the head of my penis. Then she pulled it back again. "Checking for proper functionality." she said, in that same low, almost to herself voice. She did that ever so slowly about five more times. That was it. I couldn't hold back any more. I tried really, really hard, tightening up every muscle I had, but it was hopeless. Cum started shooting out of me, all over her hand and my stomach. "Yes, all good!" she said, this time brightly, and with a smile on her face. "You appear to be in perfect health young man." With that, she left the room, so I could wipe up the mess, and put my clothes back on. As I walked into her living room, I thanked her for the physical while feeling very strangely about what had just happened. Cheryl asked my not to tell the details of what just happened to my mother. I assumed she felt guilty about going way beyond the rules for this sort of thing. I assured her I wouldn't tell. I mean, I've never discussed anything sexual with my mom. There's no way I could bring something like this up. The next day, my mom and I were sitting around the dining room table, just talking about this and that, when she said, "Cheryl says you're really healthy." I didn't catch her meaning. "I mean Cheryl says she ejaculated you during your exam." I must have turned ten shades of red.