My Two Hours of Personal Fun

So let me start by saying that I don't masturbate very often. My personal intimacy averages out to about twice a month, but obviously it can vary. I imagine if we had a detachable showerhead, it would be much different.

Most of the time it occurs later in the evening, on my bed, in my bedroom. There are rare occasions where that itch takes over while I'm in the shower and it becomes more convenient for me to take care of then and there, but because it typically takes me a few hours to satisfy myself, my bedroom is the location of choice.

I have several toys to choose from, but I do have a favorite and she gets more use than any of the others. She's also my oldest and most cherished intimate inanimate object. She was given to me by my sister on my 15th birthday, and I've loved her ever since.

With all of that said, I'm a simple girl when it comes to having sex with myself. My rabbit vibrator gives me the tingles in all the right places. It tickles my clit and buzzes against my g-spot in magical ways that keep me satisfied for a couple of hours. I don't know how, but she's held on strong for more than six years now, and other than having to replace the batteries, I've not had to alter it in any way.

Sometimes I massage my breasts and play with my nipples to tease myself before going in for the kill. I know once my purple friend goes in, she's not coming out until I'm cumming all over the place, almost literally. I don't stop until I'm too sensitive to keep going.

In the course of those two plus hours, I have numerous orgasms, both small and large. I make one heck of a mess on the bed, thus my big blue beach towel that's never been used outside of a bedroom. I do squirt, but I also gush sticky wet cum when I achieve orgasm, and the whole way there. It's an interesting combination of watery spray (squirting) and the sticky cum (natural lubrication frothed from constant movement) that I'm left with after climaxing my brains into the stratosphere.

On my back, on my hands and knees, on my knees with my face in the pillow, sitting up, and even on my side sometimes. The best is on my back spread eagle. It allows for maximum penetration and control of my trusty friend through intense orgasms. On my stomach and/or sitting works best when I want to gyrate my hips while groping my average sized breasts.

I have tried humping my pillow, and while it's fun, it's not nearly as intense as being penetrated. My best orgasms occur while I'm being penetrated, and I don't necessarily need clitoral stimulation. I can orgasm just fine without it, but it certainly makes them stronger and come in multiples.

So to summarize; masturbation is a big deal for me, and I make sure to go all out when that itch becomes something that has to be relieved.