My Love For COSMOPOLITAN Magazine

I guess my love and passion for Cosmo started when I was in my early teens. I had begun to notice the beautiful covergirls on the front of Cosmo at the newsstands and felt a deep stirring inside me. The first Cosmo I got to read was the Australian July 78 issue with Lyndall Merideth on the cover. This was the first time I ever masturbated and for me, this was love at first site. I remember being a little shocked when I ejaculated for the first time. I have been head over high heals in love with Cosmo ever since. I just can’t get Cosmo out of my mind – nor do I ever want to. 

My love for COSMO grew during my teens. I had a gardening job at a holiday house and quite often did the work whilst the owners were away. I had the free run of the house and to my delight, they had a few Cosmos there. With them away, soon I would be naked in the house and joyfully masturbating with these beautiful Cosmos! I just had to take a few of these Cosmos for myself. I took a few of them down to a secret spot of mine down the beach. During my late teens, my obsession for Cosmo deepened. Many days were spent down at my secret spot naked in the bush with my growing collection. I just so loved to walk naked through the bush, just me and my lovely Cosmos!

Sometimes I would take a bottle of Johnson's Baby Shampoo down with me and pour it all over myself while I masturbated. I love the feel of that thick perfumed liquid all over my body to this day. My absolute favorite these days is Johnson's baby oil and I go through gallons of it. 

It took me a while to buy my first Cosmo. I bought the US Cosmo April 1981 issue whilst travelling overseas. Amazing to think that now I have well over 3000 Cosmos in my collection now! What a huge thrill it was for me at the time to be buying this women’s magazine! It was a very empowering moment of my life. I knew from then on that Cosmo was going to play a very major part of my life. I eventually got up the courage to start buying Cosmo in Australia. I remember the shop owner giving me a strange look when I bought that May 1982 Cosmo. I was practically twitching with excitement! Lyndall Merideth once again featured on that cover.

Some of my biggest thrills have been buying lots of second hand issues at once through auctions and second hand shops. At times, I have been able to buy boxes of lovely Cosmos and this has been just mind blowing! I once rang the Hearst back issues company in USA and was on the phone for ages ordering every back issue they had. I had to wait for months for them to arrive via sea freight and had almost given up hope when they turned up one day. Over 50 lovely US Cosmos arrived at once! My heart almost stopped with excitement. I spent the whole weekend in bed pouring over those lovely Cosmos and masturbating until by balls ached! 

When the October 95 Australian Cosmo came out with Trish Goff on the cover, I was skiing with friends and was not able to buy a copy straight away. None of my friends or family knows about my love for Cosmo, so I had to wait until I was driving home to buy a copy. I was going totally crazy with desire! My heart was pounding so much in my chest that on the way home, I stopped off at every little town and bought issue after issue of Cosmo. I just couldn’t stop buying them! This was hugely exciting for me and I ended up buying about 20 issues! As I was so excited, I had to masturbate in the car.

This started an obsession of buying multiple issues. My record is buying 225 copies with Miranda Kerr on the cover. I would buy as many issues as the store had – sometimes 30 copies at once! I know it’s weird, but it was such a massive turn on having all these beautiful Cosmos all around the house. I had them everywhere! Sadly Aussie Cosmo is no more so I can no longer buy multiple issues. Broke my heart when Aussie Cosmo stopped. 

Sometimes I do weaken and buy a few of the current US issues, but Cosmo isn't as good as it used to be. Yet I can’t help myself! I just get so weak when I see all these lovely new Cosmos in the magazine racks newsagents. I get so excited walking up to the counter with a couple of COSMOPOLITANS. 

I used to buy around 30 Cosmos and take them down to a secret spot I know in the country. I was usually so excited buying the Cosmos that I would quite often play with myself on the drive down. I'd have Cosmos all over the front seats of the car – they'd be everywhere in the car! Once I arrived at my secret spot, I'd carry my Cosmos out into the bush for some fun! I'd strip off all my clothes and walk around the bush naked with my lovely Cosmos. When I could no longer resist masturbating, I'd lay them all on the grass and lie on top of them. I so love masturbating on top of all my Cosmo’s. I love the feel of those lovely glossy covers against my skin. I love it when it rains as well. Just being naked laying on top of all those Cosmos in the rain is such a turn on for me. When I could buy so many Cosmos and if I was feeling really naughty, I'd buy Johnson’s Baby Shampoo, baby oil and moisturiser and pour it all over my body and the lovely Cosmos underneath me – it was so so exciting and erotic! Imagine watching me do this!

I was once caught by some guys trimming trees at this location. I saw them first so moved to another location. They must have seen me as they jumped in their truck and drove around the perimeter, so I tried to hide low in the grass. I thought they had not seen me, so I proceeded to pull out all the Cosmos and bottles of Johnson's baby oil out of my carry pack and then they started to walk towards me - ARGH, what to do? I figured it was too late to run, so I just had to brave it out. They approached me and asked what I was doing there in the long grass. I said reading during my lunchbreak - I had Cosmos all around me plus bottles of baby oil. I was also wearing one of my custom printed Cosmo dresses which I'll describe. Even though I was caught, at least I wasn't naked covered in baby oil with Cosmos all over me - which would have been the case if they'd come five minutes later!  My current obsession as I am a crossdresser, is to wear my Cosmo dresses in public with nothing on underneath. Sometimes I'll wear a bra and by breastforms and walk around shopping centres, parks, the beach carrying a few Cosmos as well. I should explain that my Cosmo dresses feature scans of the covers of my fav Cosmos. I also love going down to a couple of nudist beaches a bit of a drive away and walking around naked with my Cosmos. Sometimes I pour baby oil all over my body as I so love the feel.

So now you know of my secret obsession for Cosmo. I hope I never grow out of it! It's a pretty weird obsession, but I'm just so head over high heals in love with Cosmo! What do you think?