My greatest turn on is NIP

My greatest turn on is Nude In Public,

Specifically, the only one nude in public.

Well now, I have a license and a car so what to do, Hmmm that’s a hard one. 

No pun intended.

Florida 1976, If I did this adventure today I’d get arrested right away. Things were a bit mellower back then.

What did I look like at 16 years old?

I was 5’ 10” 150 pounds, slim and lean. I was addicted to running and cycling. It was common for me to do a fifty mile bike ride,

With my dick hanging out of my tiny running shorts of course. I had an all over tan but was not dark, I turned pink a lot then light brown.  I had shoulder length dark brown hair and was already shaving my legs for the cycling so while I was at it I kept my entire body hair free. People always said I looked like a tall 13 year old.

It was a nice sunny Saturday morning so I got up, had breakfast and was already sporting wood just thinking about what I was going to do today. I’ve had a problem in the past of chickening out and pulling on shorts right before I go through my with a streak or an exhibition. So today I walked out of the house with nothing on, not even flip flops, nothing at all in the car. I even took out the floor mats so no matter what happened I could not cover up.  I was still sunburned all over from a nude day spent at a small local lake that’s secluded with no homes just woods around it. I was quite pink but not peeling. My ass cheeks were tender.

A neighbor saw me get in the car nude and smiled and waved for me to wait a second. He walked over and asked If I forgot something. I said no I’m just going to a friends house out in the woods and they dared me to come naked. He laughed and I could tell the idea excited him. Off I went.

My story if, no when I was caught was I left the lake Como nudist park and forgot my clothes. If asked by the police to verify this I’d call Ada and she would, because I did leave clothes at her trailer at Lake Como. And she was aware of my kink. 

Now, where to go first, at least I had no erection because the stomach full of butterflies and my all out fear was keeping me flaccid, for the moment. I drove all the way out near the two nudist resorts, the aforementioned Lake Como and Paradise Lakes. I pulled into the big convenience store and it was crowded. 

I had actually watched a middle aged woman with an all over tan walk into that store stark naked. She got through the door then ran back out side and dove into her car, put on a long T-shirt and went back in. It seemed to go over well.

My turn, oh I was so scared, my hands were shaking so bad I dropped my car keys as I stepped out of my car, I had a ten spot, car keys and nothing on. I was so afraid as I started my nude walk up to the double doors.

I pulled a door open and had to step back and hold it for a guy carrying two cases of beer. I could feel peoples eyes on me. I stepped through the door and the line of six or seven people, well all eyes were on me as I walked to the coolers for a soda. I got in line, still no erection thankfully. The two clerks were ringing away, both had seen me, one was a girl of about 25 I’d guess and the guy was younger. They kept an eye on me, then the guy screwed up a sale and had to start over.

Another customer made the comment, out loud. “Yeah I’d screw up to if a naked guy walked in” then the line erupted in laughter. 

Boy that was a stress reliever for me.  I blurted out,”I’m sorry I forgot to put something on” more laughter followed. Every one still pretty much staring at me.  A woman with a dark tan said, “You burned your cotton tail pretty bad there boy, you better stay in the shade today” more laughter as I was paying for my soda.  “Cotton tail” that’s what nudists call a newbie with a white shinny hinny.

I hurried out of the store and to my car, I drove away as fast as I dared. Oh my that was great ! Suddenly I was sporting wood but I dared not touch it or I’d shoot right then. I could feel an orgasim right below the surface.

Where to go next, a quick check in the mirror, no police. 

Ah yes the big plant nursery up US41In Lutz.

I knew for a fact the lady that owned it was a regular at Lake Como. I was curious how a nudist would react to me if I walked into her store naked.  There were a half dozen cars out front and a dozen more down the side of the large open walled building that was all fenced in.  I parked down the side so a passing police man would not see me. I walked in and started plant shopping. I intended to buy a hanging plant.  Three or four noticed me and they all were smiling, I casually smiled back.

I saw a man quickly go out to his car and his wife walked up to me and asked, “Where are your clothes” As her husband walked up to us I said, “I’m headed home, I just can’t take any more sun today, I simply forgot to pick them up. I hope I’m not disturbing you”  He asked politely, “Can I take some pictures of you ? While your shopping?” I said sure I don’t mind. 

This encounter was surreal. Someone told the owner about me and she was walking towards us. Just then a mom walked by with her two daughters of about my age, they were all smiles and calm thankfully. I was not erect but I was a bit on the thick side. It could pop up any second but so far so good.

The owner asked me if I was ok, I repeated that I simply forgot to get my clothes when I left the nudist park. She said, “I don’t mind you being nude but if a customer complains I’ll have to ask you to get dressed and if you don’t have anything I can loan you an apron or something ok?”  I said yes mam, she eyed the man with the camera. I said he asked if he could take pictures of me it’s fine. She smiled and walked back up to the check out counter.

I found a nice hanging plant and an aloe plant for my sunburn. The man with the camera had changed lenses several times and must have taken fifty pictures of me, or more.  He gave me his business card and said to call him in about a week and he would give me copies of all the photos.  I did, one of my worst mistakes is not keeping those pictures. Over the years they started fading.

I bought my plants and continued towards home.  The owner smiled and said stop by anytime.

The very next weekend I was naked in her store again but that’s another story.

It was now mid afternoon and super hot.  My cars A/C was not working and I was sweating a little.  I wanted one more exposure so I turned into a shopping center and parked down at one end then walked with my hands covering my penis right into a dollar store. There was again a line, all women this time at the check out counter.  The clerk turned to me. Everyone was silent.

I blurted out with some urgency, “I lost my clothes can I please come in a buy something to cover up with, a towel, anything, please”  I was doing my best to be a helpless boy in trouble. 

It worked, the clerk said, “Stay right there” and headed back into the store leaving me with this group of moms all staring at me. A few were smiling, a few were perturbed, mostly at the hold up at the register.  I was afraid she would return with a manager and they hold me and call the police.  The clerk came right back with a bath towel and handed it to me. I wrapped it around me, thanked her and got in back of the line to pay for it.

I’d had enough, my erection was almost painful as the towel rubbed on it while I walked back to my car.

I made it home, walked in the front door naked. My mom saw me and asked. I told her I was skinny dipping and someone stole my shorts.  I hit the shower and the orgasim was great.  It took me only five strokes and I swear I got more cum out if me than I ever had before.

This is a 100% true story, every thing happened exactly as I told it.  I swear.