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by Stuart Dixon I am circumcized, and while I have heard, or read, that uncircumcized men don't need lubes, and I can get off nicely without applying any foreign substance to my cock, I find that a I usually like to grease up my dick for a good jerkoff session. I have tried many different types, and a good, or interesting, or new lube can add variety to the experience. At 59, my memories of my first masturbation experiences are a bit hazy. I was no older than ten, but I might have been nine, because I remember wanking throough a hole in my pocket during class at school, and I know what teacher I had then. The problem is, I had the same teacher for fourth and fifth grade, so there is a one-year uncertainty there. Anyway, my point is that I had a little pre-cum then and didn't need lube. As I got bigger, and beat off more frequently, my pre-cum started to dry up. Like most of us, I tried spit, but you'll know that spit dries too fast for a long session, and eventually your dick starts to get chapped. I discovered Mom's hand cream, and it was a revelation! If you are hetero or bi, you know what a turn-on it is to stick your dick in a pussy that's already slick with female secretions. Even if you are m2m exclusive, you know how a slick mouth feels in your tingling hard-on! So a hand that's been greased up is a pretty close imitation of those natural sensations, and the more I did it, the more I became attuned to the sighths, sounds (Squish!, Squish, Slerk! Slerk! As the hentai cartoonists have it!), feel and smells (and sometimes the taste) of my hand gliding up and down and twisting around and squeezing my swollen cock on a film of some kind of lubricant. After hand cream, I tried baby oil, and that started me on my lifelong quest for new and exciting ways to grease up my cock. Hand cream eventually dries up, and besides, it isn't rally as slick as a really good lube. We have all tried petroleum jelly, I'm sure. I had a long and satisfying relationship with a jar of Vaseline, but it was too sticky, really. Condoms, diaphragms, and women introduced me to KY jelly, and if you are practicing safe sex, you MUST stay away from oil-based lubricants like Vaseline. They dissolve rubber. I have no experience with Astro-glide, but the literature is full of references to it. Maybe some day . . . . At one time I tried dry lube. I got some baby powder, and if you stroke lightly, it is a terrific new sensation. Try it! I have tried Kama Sutra, which is Glycerine based, so it's okay with condoms, but it's sweet to the taste, and I got tired of the scent. I have used honey (with a drop of water or two), and grape jelly. My standard lube for one long period was peanut oil. I got to the point wher I could get a hard-on smelling peanut butter! That was just about perfect, but not quite. I've used butter, margarine, Crisco (or the generic equivalent), shampoo, soap, even sweat to lube up my dick and drive myself to that sweetest of defeats. Massaging my hard cock with a good lube, especially when I amd really horny, makes my dick feel like honey tastes! Watching the light relect off the highlights as it shines in the sun is a terrific visual turn-on. A few observations: Glycerine-based lubes are good for short jerk-offs, but lose their appeal in long edging sessions. They are absolutely mandatory if you are using a condom! Baby oil is too thin, although the sweet scent can be a pleasant diversion. I wouldn't want to get to a point where smelling a newborn gave me a hard-on! Greases - Vaseline, shortening, butter, margarine - are too thick and sticky. What you are looking for is a lube that imitates pre-cum. Not too thin, not too greasy. Ultimately, the perfect lube would be cum. Unfortunately, that comes AFTER you need the lube, unless you have a partner who is willing to contribute! I once got over this by freezing my cum and re-using it. This is hard to do in a household with kids (What's this stuff in the jar in the freezer, Daddy?). Also, you really want that cum in your mouth! If you have a partner, this can work both ways! Lube up his dick with cum, and suck it off! So I have cum up with an imitation. I call it Slick Dick! Here's the recipe: Put about a quarter of a cup of shortening in a small microwaveable container. (a measuring cup is good, but use one about double the size of the ingredient.) Microwave it on high for about 20 seconds. Check to make sure it's melted. If it is not melted, repeat for ten seconds until it's melted. Pour it into a jar or small bottle. (I found a plastic cosmetic bottle works well.) Add an equal amount of your favorite cooking oil. I use olive oil these days, because I have become fixed on the smell, and it enhances my masturbation experience. Shake well. Serve hot! (But not too hot! A microwave can heat oil to a temperature that will induce third degree burns in a flash!). Rubbing your hard cock with hot Slick Dick will have you gasping with pleasure! But don't stop there! Experiment! Surprise your dick!