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Light Relief

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: oohha Age: 60 Posted on: 16 Aug 2005 0 comments
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Here are a few limericks, a bit of light relief among the heavy stroking:-

There was a lusty wanker named Ray,
who took his cock in hand every day
Then with a light sock and a toilet roll tube,
a latex glove and some squishy lube,
he would shoot his cum load in the array

There was a lad named Fred,
who loved rubbing his cockhead
he'd twirl round and round
until, without so much as a sound
it would shoot goo all over his bed

He had a truly remarkable erection,
large in both length and cross-section.
Not at all alarmed by the sight
girls squealed in unashamed delight
and offered to jack it with affection.

After trying pills and many an exotic unction
desperate to overcome his erectile disfunction
he was prescribed penile injections
restored his sex life with long lasting erections
and to masturbation, mind and body in blissful conjunction

There was a young stud named Ron
who always wanked with a condom on
he thought it a delightful visual treat
to see his white cum spurts fill the teat
so good, he kept it as lube for later on

When his lady could not be found
he missed her boobs and pleasure mound
so this desperate young chap would
put some lube in her latex swim cap
and stroked until his cum sprayed all around