Journal Of Recent Developments

At my wife’s request, I’ve been keeping a record of my masturbation over the last month. This is a transcription of a recorded interview she did with me, quizzing me on the results of that record.  Also, at her request she doesn’t want to use her first name. As a side note, my wife suffers from dyspareunia, and consequently conventional sexual intercourse is usually extremely uncomfortable for her and that is why we (mainly I) resort to other methods of gratification, which most often involves my right fist and a bunch of lube.   Wife: Are you ready to share the results of your jerk off journal? Tommy: Yes dear, I am. Wife: This journal is a record of each masturbation session and other orgasm experiences you’ve had over the last 30 days, correct? Tommy: Yes ma’am. Wife: I’ve written down a few questions to begin with and then we’ll just discuss, ok? Tommy: Sure dear. Wife: Ok, let’s get started. So. In the past 30 days, how many times did you cum? Tommy: Um, let’s see…oh, here it is, one hundred and three. I came 103 times in the last month. Wife: That’s an impressive number, dear. That’s well over three orgasms a day on average. Tommy. Well, yeah, that sounds about right. Wife: And of those 30 days, did you miss any days? Tommy: Uh, no. I jerked off every day during the last month. Wife: And, um what was the most you came during any one day? Tommy: Um, let’s see. Well, I know this of the top of my head. Five. The most I jerked off recently was five times in a day. Wife: Five is an impressive number. Slightly disturbing, but impressive. It shows tenacity if nothing else. Well. Ok. Uh, so um, ok. So then what was the least amount of times you came in a day over the last month? Tommy: That would be two. I only masturbated two times four days last month. Wife: Oh. OK, so my next question would be how may days did you cum five times? Tommy: According to my notes, that would be, probably in this column, totals um, here it is. Three. Wife: So, three days in the past thirty you jerked off, or came rather, five times? Tommy: Apparently so. I think I can provide even more details. So, two of those days it was all me, just masturbating that is. The other time you helped me out two times. One you gave me a hand job during lunch, and then later that evening you sucked my cock while we watched TV. It was a Saturday, by the way. Wife: And the times you only came twice? Was there a reason for that? Tommy: Too busy, I guess. I do recall that one of those days was the day we went to visit my mom. I jerked off in my old room for old times’ sake. You were there. Wife: Yeah, that was fun. Pretty obvious though. I think your mother knew exactly what you were doing. Tommy: Well, yeah. She always did. Wife: Ok…next… uh, over the course of the past week, the last seven days, how many times did you cum? Tom: The last seven days… um…26 times. Wife: Nearly four a day. You’ve been busy this last week, dear! Tommy: Yeah, I guess I have been pretty horny lately. Wife: Of those, uh, 26 you said, orgasms, how many were self- induced? Tommy: It says that I jerked off, uh, 24 times. Wife: And how did you cum the other two times? Tommy: You gave me a hand job on, let’s see..., Tuesday morning, and you sucked my cock yesterday, that is Saturday, afternoon in the truck in the supermarket parking lot. Thank you for that, by the way, dear. Wife: You’re extremely welcome, sweetheart! Ok, whew, this is getting me a little worked up. Um, so…, you jerked off 24 times last week. Ok. Next question. Oh, here it is. Give me a break down of what you were doing, what was the stimulus for masturbating. Tommy: Well, to begin with I always need to jerk off my morning erection, my morning wood. So that was six times, plus the once you beat me to it. Four of those time were in bed before I got up, and twice I jerked off to you as you showered. One of the times in bed, you had left for work super early and you called from the car and woke me, and we had some pretty one-sided phone sex. Wife: So that’s seven times, that leaves another 17 cock stroking sessions. Tommy: I, uh, looks like…, um, oh, here we go. I jacked off nine times upstairs in my office while I was working… mostly looking at porn on the computer. Four times to lesbian sex videos, once to women masturbating videos, two to hand job videos, and once to a double blow job video. Wife: That’s accounts for eight orgasms. What was the ninth time? Tommy: You know about that time. Wife: That’s true, but I would like you to describe it for the recording. Tommy: Well… OK. Um it’s a bit embarrassing, but here goes. I was in my office upstairs, naked and had been stroking my cock for a few minutes when the phone rang. Wife: Sorry to interrupt, but what were you jacking off to? Porn? Tommy: No, actually it was the day that you called me, and we had phone sex while you were driving to work. I was replaying what you said to me in my head and was pretty worked up. When the phone rang, I was about to cum. Wife: Did you recognize the phone number of the caller? Tommy: Yeah, I saw that it was your mom. When I answered I was going to ask if I could call her right back, but she immediately started talking. I couldn’t stop stroking and maybe I was breathing kinda hard, because she stopped talking and paused. She asked me if I was jerking off and I immediately came. I couldn’t help but groan like I always do when I cum. She kind of laughed and said she’d maybe she should call back, but I told her that I was done, and we carried on with the conversation like nothing had happened. Wife: And my mother had nothing more to say about what had just happened? Tommy: Well, she uh, right before we hung up, she called me incorrigible. Wife: Yeah that’s how she referred to you when she told me about it.  “ Do you know what your incorrigible husband did this morning?” She had me laughing so hard I almost peed when she described the whole thing to me. Tommy: I’m glad I can amuse you guys. Wife: Well, you have to admit, it’s pretty funny, you jacking off to your mother-in-law on the phone. Tommy: I wasn’t jacking off to my mother-in-law. I was jacking off and she just happened to call. Wife: But didn’t you cum right when she asked if you were masturbating? Tommy: Well….yeah, I suppose I did. But I was gonna cum regardless. It was just a coincidence that I came right then. Wife: Admit it. You got excited when you realized that she knew what you were doing. Tommy: I guess so. I hadn’t thought about it that way. Maybe it was because she said I was ‘jerking off’. Wife: It’s true, you love masturbating for an audience. You are incorrigible. Tommy: No argument there. Wife: OK my incorrigible husband. You still need to account for the other, let’s see… um, eight? Yeah, eight times you jerked off last week. Tommy: OK. I jacked off…. uh…upstairs… bed….ok here it is. I jacked off twice right after I shaved. Wife: After you shaved you cock and balls? Tommy: Yeah. I really like the way it feels, all smooth and bald. Wife: Plus, you get hard handling yourself when you shave. And you rarely let a hardon go to waste. Tommy: That’s true, and it’s also much easier to shave my cock when I’m hard. Eliminates all the nooks and crannies. Wife: Were you in still in the shower when you jerked off? Tommy: I was still standing in the shower, yeah. I turned off the water when I stroked my cock because it keeps the lube from washing away. Wife: Makes sense. Lube is key. Tommy: Absolutely! Wife: You like stroking that slippery hard cock, don’t you? Tommy: Oh yes ma’am, I do. Wife: My my, it looks like you’re pitching quite a tent in your shorts, sweetheart. Why don’t you get naked and start stroking while we finish up this interview? Tommy: You read my mind, dear. I wasn’t gonna be able to hold off for much longer. Wife: That’s it, get those shorts off. Ohh, commando today. Shirt too. That’s it. You are ready, look at that precum. Ok, you start stroking, I just have a few more questions for you. So um, my horny man, eight more times. Oh sorry, six more times. You jerked off twice while shaving, that’s right. Tommy: Well, mmmm, I jacked off a couple times, uh let’s see, um, actually two times on the sofa with you when we were watching tv in the evening. Wife: You’re such a pervert! I love it! Tommy: Mmmmm, me too. I love jerking off with you… Wife: That’s it, keep it up…keep stroking babe…so, four more times to account for. Tommy: ok, um one time I was giving you a back massage and I ended up jacking off on you. One time I was giving you a foot rub and I ended up jerking off on your feet. Wife: It seems like whenever you get your hands lubed up to rub me, you can’t keep them off your cock. Tommy: Sorry, sweetheart. Wife: Don’t be. I love that you still get excited by me! Now, tell me about the other two times, my dear. Tommy: Mmmm, the uh, those two times were my favorites. I was lying naked on the bed and you had your bald pussy planted right on my mouth, sitting on my face, riding my face while I jerked off! My favorite way to masturbate! Mmm, I love it! Wife: I can see that by the way you’re stroking your cock harder. You like me naked over your face, rubbing my wet pussy all over you face….you like having one hand on my swaying tits while you pump that hard cock with the other… Tommy: Oooh fuck yes.... Wife: Mmmm that feels good, doesn’t it? Keep stroking dear, we’re almost done. Tommy: Yes ma’am, it feels soo good… Wife: So horny husband, when do you start masturbating, I mean, what causes you to grab your cock and begin stroking? Is it because you have a hardon? Do you see or hear something that makes you horny? Do you start stroking and make yourself hard? I know that you like to jerk off your morning hardon, but what about all those other times? Tommy: Well, uh, usually it’s a hardon that causes me to jerk off, like now. Wife: Oh, hold on, let me get you some lube…here you go dear, grease that hard cock right up…mmm, that’s it, make it nice and slippery. Mmm yes, I love the sound of your hand squishing up and down your cock. Stroke it, baby. Mmm, stroke it. You like to be told to stroke your cock, don’t you? Tommy: Ooohhh yes… Wife: Ok my horny cock stroking husband, just a few questions left. Do you think you can focus for a little longer? Tommy: Yes ma’am, I’ll try. Wife: Ok good. Now, uh, when you, um, ok. How long do you last before you cum? In other words, how much time does it take for you to make yourself cum, on average let’s say? Tommy: Um, uh, usually five or ten minutes I’d say? On average? I guess more if I’m really teasing myself. Wife: Like edging? Tommy: Yeah, like that. Mmmmm…sometimes quicker if I’m really worked up, like now. Wife: Ok, last question then you can cum. How much time do you need between cock stroking sessions before you’re ready to go again? Tommy: Well, ohh that’s good…. Uh, usually I need fifteen minutes or so, but once in a while I keep jacking right through my orgasm, not stopping, and use my jizz as lube. I usually don’t, uh… mmmm… I uh, I  usually don’t last long like that till I cum again. Wife: Stroke it, babe… stroke that hard bald cock… so firm and slippery, you can’t keep your hands off your hard cock, can you? Mmm, that’s it dear, jerk off for me…stroke your hard cock. Everyone who reads this is gonna know that you’re jerking off… Tommy: Mmmf….mmm, I’m gonna… mmm gonna cum….aaahhhh… Wife: Mmm, good work! Pump all that cum out! Feels soo good, doesn’t it? Tommy: Aaahhh. Whew. Wow. That was good. Wife: This was fun. Let’s do it again. Ok?  Tommy: Absolutely.