I've Learned a Lot Here

I started masturbating when I was about 13. I recall my brother showing me who was a few years older than me saying, you need to learn how to relax. I was hooked. I masturbated a few times a week then but when I hit 14 or so I was a compulsive masturbator. Morning, noon and a few times at night were my norm. I jacked off so much the bed sheets cracked in half. My mom told me that I needed to start washing my own sheets and I learned to handle that task as well. Nobody spoke to me about masturbation other than my brother who only showed me how to do it. That was it. I don't recall talking to any friends if they did it or not. It was the most part my little stress relief technique. I do remember masturbating before going to school because at that age, merely sitting next to a girl in class gave me a boner. I'd get home after school and masturbate to relieve the stress. After going to bed, I'd do it again to go to sleep and at some point I'd wake up in the middle of he night with a raging boner, which would actually hurt and I'd masturbate again just to make it go away.  As I got older in my early 20's I'd still do it in the morning and evening before going to bed. I learned to masturbate before going out on dates so I wouldn't look so stressed out. Masturbating relaxed me and calmed me down. A technique that got me laid more often than not. One girlfriend told me she didn't think I was interested in her so she spent the night. I told her what I did prior to our going out and she thought it was cool saying most guys were just after one thing and she thought that I could take it or leave it. I was married in my 30's and #1 didn't like morning sex. In the 6 years we were married we had AM sex twice. Once on our honeymoon and one other time on an anniversary. Other than that she'd say "Just jack off and leave me alone." So I did. Sometimes I shot my load on her, sometimes I didn't. I was still masturbating twice a day even when I was married. #1 didn't say anything about it either, so long as she go it every other day. Eventually we got divorced and I continued my twice a day habit.  #2 was a freak and wanted to watch me masturbate. I did and she watched. We did other things too but thats for another time. I continued my twice a day masturbatory habit as well. #2 went her separate and I let her go. LOL  #3 was ALL about sex and she'd get pissed if I did my humble deed. SO I backed off and she made sure she kept me happy. It was during this time when I was told about using a sock. Duh! I know, I KNOW, but the thought of catching my load just never occurred to me. Besides, I liked watching it fly high in the air and ...well you know. One of her sisters was talking about crusty socks that her boys and hubby left lying about. I remember sitting there trying to be somewhere else and I was asked If I left my crusty socks laying around. I freely admitted that I just let it fly when the time arose. Both sister in laws giggled with disgusted delight. I finally asked them what all the fuss was about of something that I considered to be a natural act. One said its no big deal, its just something that men and women do. I must have had a odd look on my face because they all started laughing. That was a fun evening. I learned to use a sock and that my high school girlfriend during prom had wet pants because she was horny, not because she peed her pants. I remember giving her grief about that. ug...dumbass.  Now later in life I've slowed to masturbating to once every few days. Mostly for load amount as I like to be able to ejaculate a healthy amount of semen. I can still do it twice daily but I don't produce as much fluid as I used to which is why I do it about every three days. Its still an amazing experience and over the years I've learned to edge and there are sometimes I can go for hours. When I decide to orgasm, I do so with great gusto too I might add.     I enjoy reading every ones stories here and I've learned a lot in here. Women masturbate more than I thought they did, in fact I've learned  they do it a lot and I like reading about the ladies dalliances with themselves. I'm going to have a stress reliever. until next time.