It's Not a New Toy

I got a new toy!

It wasn’t intended to be a new toy. I have some lingering muscle soreness in my back and shoulders. My partner thought I could use a massager. It has a seriously long handle for reaching anywhere on my back. 

Of course, she saw the look on my face when I opened it and instantly said, “It’s not a new toy.” I dutifully agreed, read the instructions and made sure that the “not a new toy” was fully charged before using it for the first time for the intended purpose of a serious muscle massage.

I turned it on and used it on my back, pressing it first into the muscles in my lower back area and then up higher around my shoulder blades and shoulders. It was surprisingly strong for a cordless massager. Then she took it from me and really went to work on my lower back, lifting up my shirt and pressing the head firmly into my bare skin. 

It felt fantastic and I could tell this would be a great for relaxing the tension in my back, but my mind began wandering back to how it would work on my puss. Which attachment would feel the best and which of the settings and what power level.

Fast forward to the morning after Christmas. My partner was doing something in the living room and I went back to the bedroom to change out of my pajamas. The “not a toy” called to me the instant I was naked. I couldn’t resist. “Try me now!” It was practically screaming at me. 

I grabbed a towel and picked it up, placed it firmly over my clit and turned it on, realizing too late that we left it on high. Holy fuck! I yelped and felt like jumping out of my skin. Too strong! Not to mention the noise. I was trying to do it without being discovered. 

I got up and went into the bathroom, sitting on my towel on the side of the tub, legs spread and started again at lower setting. It still jolted me the moment I pressed it into my soft, puffy labia, but this time I just pushed it more firmly into myself. The plastic head was a little to hard for my taste and it was still really loud, so I pulled the towel up between my legs to cover my naked puss and pushed directly and firmly into my clit. Oh my. It felt like the tub, the floor, maybe the whole bathroom was shaking.  I felt it surging through me like a jackhammer pounding away. I was close to coming already and turned it to the slowest pulse setting.  Came in seconds. Thank god I had the towel over me because it was so intense I couldn’t control the squirting. 

I haven’t tried it again, but this monster will be my go to whenever I need it quick and hard.  Notice in the photo my favorite wand has a cord, but it is nowhere near as brutal. 

I haven’t said a word about it to my partner, either. Hopefully she’ll read about my new toy soon.