In My Neighborhood

Perfect sun today and I have a bad case of spring fever. I walked out of my house naked with no back up clothes with me or anything in the car. I got up very early and drove out to the park area by the river.

No one was there yet but I know it will have lots of people come out soon. I parked as far as possible from the trail entrance area and off I went. The cool fresh air felt so good but it was just a bit too cold for me to pop an erection. I had a few pre-set water and munchie stashes along my route starting at about one mile in. The river goes by the park but I’m headed out about three miles to a more remote riverside spot.

It was warming up fast as I arrived at my spot. I spent an hour hanging out and edging. I know from experience the park by now has a dozen or more cars and most of these early birds are hikers and trail runners.

I didn’t even wear shoes so moving fast to get to cover will be impossible. I was resigned to a slow walk back and getting caught. 

It’s been a while so I’ll use my old story when discovered. My story is simple, “I’m so sorry I took my clothes off for a dip in the cold water and they must have slid off the rocks and the current took them away. What? Oh no thanks I’ll be fine, I’ve got clothes in my car, you don’t need to give me anything to wear.” And I continue on.

It was nice and warm with the sun up high so off I went.

The first encounter was two trail runners both guys. They showed genuine concern but bought my story and went on. I herd them laugh as they got out of site.

An erection was forming. I got hard enough I had to try to cover it when the next encounter happened. It was a lone male hiker. He was cool but surprised. He offered no help and off he went. 

I could see the park area in the distance and picked up the pace. I saw lots of cars but there are several trails starting there.

I cannot explain my kink to people very well but the biggest turn on for me is the fear and shame of getting caught. 

I was about to walk into a park area with three or four dozen cars and people everywhere. It was painful to push my erection down as far as I needed to at least try and hide it. I was crouched over just a little and I could feel that my face was flushed or red.I didn’t count how many people were intently watching me. I spoke to no one I just kept going towards my car. My key was on my watch's wrist band. 

I stopped at the door and was struggling with the watch band to get my key off and two twenty-something women walked within five feet of me and asked what happened.

I dropped my watch and key and was able to purposely bump kick them under my car as they hit my foot. "Oh crap!"

I turned to the women and told them how I lost my clothes, then got down on my knees and reached under the car and got my key and watch. That movement released my 110% super hard erection. They both got a perfect view of my slick shaved crotch and my bleached ass crack. They silently stared at me while I did all this and got up with my boner sticking straight out with me squarely facing them.

On my, I was so super embarrassed. I got in the car and as I did I said to the girls, “I’m so sorry I can’t help it” as I closed my door I noticed them both smiling then they walked away. 

1.37 seconds later I was making a big mess of my self.

It was one messy sticky ride home.

I typed this up just after I got out of the shower. That’s my kink in a nut shell. That's my way to the best orgasims I have ever had.