I Love My Fleshlight

Close to a year ago I was over at a friends' place, and after a few beers each I felt the need to go to the bathroom. While I was in there I was glancing around; sitting on the back edge of the bathtub I saw something that looked like a large, plastic flashlight. It took a few seconds, but eventually it dawned on me - it was a fleshlight sitting there. I couldn't believe that he would leave it sitting out, much less own one since he was in a relationship, but there it sat.  

When I walked out and went back to the couch I said to him "um...is that what I think it is sitting in there?"  

"Is what?"  

"In the tub...is that a fleshlight?"  

"Hell yeah it is, it's awesome!"  

"Are you two not together anymore?"  

"Oh no, everything's great. In fact, she's the one who got it for me. She got a new vibrator, I got this." I was kind of surprised with his answer, and he then told me, "You gotta get one, dude. It doesn't matter if you're in a relationship or not, girls have their toys so we should have one too. She knows I jack off and she knew I'd like it." For the rest of the night, I tried to stay in the game we were watching as well as the conversations, but all I could think about was that fleshlight.  

The next morning, I was looking at them online, but I still couldn't decide if I should buy one. I knew it was no big deal since most women are almost proud to own multiple vibrators, but all I could think was that someone who would be packing it would think I'm a pervert. I still couldn't stop imagining what it was like. I stopped what I was doing and masturbated to think with a more level head; even after I came I hadn't changed my mind, so I finally bit the bullet and submitted the order.  

After that I did a bunch of research online about techniques, lube, cleaning, all of it; so when it arrived I could jump right in, so to speak. All I could think about for the days after that was my new toy, and about 10 days later I had a package waiting for me. I opened it up and it was just a plain, brown box with a label on it, and when I opened that I immediately started getting an erection. I went for the smaller version since I obviously don't need 9-10 inches of penetration, and just the generic opening instead of a porn star vagina. I took off the cap and felt it; nice and soft and squishy. I stripped down naked and sat on the couch, got the little packet of lube that came with it and drizzled some around the hole, then rubbed some on my anxious cock. I lined up the tip and slowly slid it down. Immediately my eyes rolled and I moaned loudly. The bumps inside, the ridges, the slickness...it felt absolutely amazing! I bit my lip and started sliding it up and down. I have no shame in saying that it was so intense, I lasted maybe 15 seconds at the most before blowing a massive load inside the sleeve. I was almost shaking I came so hard.  

I slowly pulled it off and just sat there with my slick cock softening; after about a minute or so, it rose again and was at full attention. I started pumping in it again. Since I knew I could go a little longer this time, I wedged it down in the couch cushions and started fucking it. I had my face buried in the pillow and was grunting and moaning the entire time. About 5 minutes later I was emptying my balls into it for the second time in less than 10 minutes. I had tears in my eyes just from the extreme pleasure that it was capable of; and finally, when I pulled out my penis it was red and shiny from the mixture of lube and cum.  

I took it to the bathroom and took off the back cap and let it drain. I was amazed at the amount of cum that I had deposited into it. I rinsed it out and took a shower while I was letting it dry, but afterwards I couldn't help myself. I needed to go again. I put it back together and lubed up again, and this time took it to my bedroom and tried going slowly with it. With each gentle push and pull my toes would spread and squeeze, my penis was feeling like it was electric. This time I lasted about 15 minutes before shooting again. Afterwards I re-capped it and set it off to the side, falling asleep naked on top of the sheets. I managed to hold off for the rest of the afternoon; but that night before bed I managed to fire off my 4th load of the day. It felt just as fantastic as the first.

I know this is going to sound like a broken record for anyone who has researched them, but it doesn't matter if you are single or in a relationship, straight or gay, young or old. If you are going to masturbate, you must own one of these toys. I wouldn't use it every session just because of the cleaning; but, when you have some extra time, it takes jacking off to a different level and beyond!