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Furniture Fucker

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Age: old enough Posted on: 02 Feb 2005 1 comments
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I don't know how this started, but I was always looking for something to slip my dick into. I found that a wingback chair in the living room was just the right height when I was on my knees in front of it. My dick would slip right between the cushion and the chair bottom. It was too rough to feel good, so I would squirt Lubriderm into a sandwich bag. (Now you know why they are called Glad bags!) I would put a paper towel on the chair, put my dick in the bag and then lay it on the paper towel. I would fold the paer towel over my bagged dick and set the cushion down on it. Then I would begin thrusting in and out of the bag. I found I could vary the pressure on my dick by pushing down on the cushion as I pushed in and out of the lubed bag. I would cum in no time and it would be neatly encased in the baggie and I had the paper towel to perform any cleanup that had to be done.

This went on for years and I experimented with just about all the chairs in the house. Some were not the right height or angle, but I could always find one that would fit the bill.

When we redecorated our family room, my wife wanted leather furniture. We bought a leather couch, loveseat, and recliner. Of course, my curiosity got the best of me and I decided to try the loveseat. It turned out to be aptly named, for we have had plenty of love sessions. I found that I could dispense with the baggie routine and slip my lubed prick right under the cushion between two leather surfaces. I'd push a tissue in first so my cum wouldn't blast too far into the chair. It felt so good to be fucking leather!

Now, when I want a wank, I grab the Lubriderm and a couple of tissues and find myself on my knees with my pants around my ankles in from of the loveseat!