ER Trip Without Clothes

I had a warm sunny day and was outside in my back yard nude taking in some sun and just loving this super quiet warm day. It was sunny and sixty five with no breeze.

I heard a something, then again so I walked around to the front and heard the neighbor lady calling my name and asking for help. I ran up there, it was about a half acre away.

I found her sitting up on her front porch on the floor with a big knot on her forehead. She was confused and said she saw me earlier and walked out to come over and chat with me. She tripped on the door mat. She had no idea what happened and her eyes weren’t right. She kept showing signs of a concussion. I told her I wanted to take her to the ER just to be safe. She is healthy but at 69 years old a bit delicate.

I asked her where her keys and purse were, she told me, I had to really help her get in her car and off we went, with me completely naked except for a pair of her flip flops I scooted into that were on her porch. It was a half hour ride to the ER and about half way there she suddenly noticed I was naked. She apologized for causing so much trouble and getting me into this. Then she asked why I was naked and I told her. She said we should turn around and get me some clothes. 

I said I’d be fine and we were not going back. 

I pulled right up to the doors, got out and walked in and asked for a wheel chair from the lady behind the counter. She got up and came around through the side doors with a wheel chair and we both went outside to the car. We helped her into the chair and the lady rolled her back in. I said I’ll go park the car and bring in her ID and Insurance card. The lady said ok that would be fine.

When I walked back in still nude she had started the paperwork and to my right was the waiting area with about a dozen people all staring at me. I sat down in the cold plastic chair and answered questions. She finished up and said just stay right were I was the doctor will want to ask you a few more questions. Then she took off in the back somewhere. Five minutes later he came out the side door and asked how I found her, how she fell, and so on.

He never said a word about my nudity. He went back through the double doors. I now had a man and woman standing behind me that were ready to leave. 

The receptionist came back and asked why I had no clothes on. I told her I was in a hurry to get her here and just didn’t think about putting anything on. 

Then she surprised me. She said, “If you're cold I can get you a blanket.” I said, "No I’m fine." I was very surprised I said that and even more surprised when she said, “Ok have a seat in the waiting area and we’ll call you back to see her soon.” Yes, that was an odd way to deal with me but in her defense she was a kid to me and swamped with work. 

I got up and that couple that was standing near me were both trying their best not to look but it was not working. They were both more embarrassed than I was. 

I covered my privates with my hands and walked right into the waiting area and everyone in there was staring at me. Three cell phones were up and talking pictures. I was extremely embarrassed. It was quite a walk of shame. I took a seat to one side and with everyone in the room still looking at me I said to everyone, “ My neighbor fell, I was outside sunbathing and ran to help her, I didn’t think about being naked until we were almost here.” That seemed to ease the staring a little. I sat there completely naked for more than an hour. 

Just before they came out to take me back, a cop walked in. He talked to the receptionist, then walked just into the waiting area and looked at me, then everyone else. Then he turned and left. I was very relieved when I saw that police car drive away.

The double doors opened and that receptionist girl called me back. I got up and did not cover my privates at first: I took about ten steps then acted like I forgot and quickly covered my penis with my hands. The girl at the doors was smiling a little and when I walked through the door a large portion of the staff were looking at me. And it was cold in there. The girl had me follow her to a room down the hall and as we got close to the curtains another woman came up behind me with a blanket and wrapped it around me. I thanked her and went in the room. They closed the curtain behind me. I could hear a few chuckles from the staff outside.

I sat with her for the next two hours while they waited for test results. The doctor came in. Gave her paperwork and talked to her while an assistant unhooked her. He sat a bag with her clothes in it on the bed. 

The doctor assumed I was her son and told me to watch her and we should take her to her primary for a look see. Then they said she could get dressed and go. Then those two left and closed the curtain. 

She felt better and without any hesitation I laid the blanket on the bed and helped her get dressed. She thanked me several times and said how sorry she was for getting me into this. I got her up and wrapped up in the blanket.

We walked to the receptionist desk by the doors and I passed the blanket to the lady behind the counter, thanked her, and we walked out the front door. My neighbor lady was hanging onto me. We walked to the car and just as we got there I started getting hard.

She saw this right away.

I got her in the car and when walking around to the driver side a man and a woman were walking by and saw me. They froze but both were smiling, once I was in the car I heard them laughing.

My penis was super hard and throbbing and my neighbor  was looking at it and smiling. I drove to the far back of the parking lot and parked then asked her if she had any Kleenex or anything in the car. I apologized and told her I was about to squirt. She hurriedly found some Kleenex in the glove box. 

I started jacking off furiously and she watched with wide open eyes. She had the widest smile on her face. Thirty seconds later I was squirting into my hand with some running down over my thumb and onto my belly. She sat there intently watching me. It was a mess, a good amount of ejaculate. I heard her gasp and she said, “Oh Wow!” when I started licking my cum out if my hand and off my fingers. When I was done I had yet to use a Kleenex. 

I apologized to her for the third time I think and told her I couldn’t help it. She said, ”That’s ok and I really appreciated your helping me.” She said it was quite an experience and I was her first nudist. 

I said, “I have a confession to make,”  She was listening intently, I started explaining, “I have always been an exhibitionist since childhood: you could say I am an extreme exhibitionist. I was fully aware of being naked when we got you up and in the car. I could have simply stopped at my house and put on clothes. I was so hoping you would not make me put clothes on and I would have if it was really stressing you out. 

This whole incident was an extremely thrilling experience for me. It’s about the only way I can get super excited. I get aroused by the embarrassment and the shame. Please don’t think bad of me because I was also thinking getting you to the ER fast was more important.”

She was smiling and simply said, “Wow, Ok, well then I thank you for letting me watch you masturbate,” She then surprised me, she took off her shirt, she had a sports bra on, she laid that over my crotch and said, “Ok that covers you, I’m hungry, pull in the Wendy’s drive through, I’m buying.”

We are still good friends, her husband is much older than her. He made me promise to help her out if I can when he dies so she can stay here and live on her own as long as possible. I agreed.

100 percent true story.