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Didn't Know What It Meant in Grade 6....

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Posted on: 04 Apr 2003 1 comments
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During the sixth grade everyone was learning about the opposite sex and sexuality. I was really interested in this hot blonde in my class that year. I got up my nerve to ask her to the dance but she said just to show up and that her parents didn't allow her to date boys yet--but she'd get around that.

The next day in front of everyone she asked 'Do you masturbate?' I didn't know what the hell she was talking about and thought it must be bad so I said no (not knowing I had been doing it since I was 8).

She said too bad as I like guys who do and all my girl friends and I do it. She told me that she'd like me more if I did it for her and her friends behind a portable during recess when nobody could see. I didn't even know what it was.

So, the next recess I being a total dork went up to her and her pals and said so do I do this masturbation thing now so we can get this date thing over with? She just laughed her ass off at me and stormed into the building.

I had no idea why. Then when I spoke to her she told me I embarassed the shit out of her and that she was only flirting earlier nimrod and that masturbation is when a guy plays with his penis or a girl puts fingers in her pussy.

I appologized and she did manage to dance with me later but that was the end of that. I learned what masturbation was and that it was okay to do it from what she said but ended up blowing a dating opportunity because nobody told me about sex.