Dear Penis, How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Many Ways

I am so, so thankful for my beautiful, amazing 6" penis. I have no better friend and lover in this whole world. I'm very very thankful for the precious gift of masturbation, and for being able to pleasure my own beautiful penis and body without depending on anyone else. I love the feel of the flesh of my penis on my hand, and how it responds to my touch, either gentle and tender, or fast and rough, depending on how I'm feeling. At 6", my penis stands beautifully erect, with a beautiful mushroom head and and hard, thick, amazing shaft. These days, only my hand and touch can truly get my penis off the way it wants and needs to get off. My penis doesn't even really respond too much to a blowjob anymore. My penis is telling me that I am the only one that can truly pleasure it My amazing penis also responds to my voice when I talk tenderly and gently to it, and tell it how very much I love it. It has actually started throbbing just from the sound of my voice before. It actually came a littl bit tonight after I finshed this entry while I was talking to it. It was such a beautiful sight and sweet moment we shared. My penis doesn't need Viagra or anything else like that to get hard and sty hard. At 51 years old, I'm very grateful for this. My penis is also very forgiving when I can't pay as much attention to it as I would like to. Today is the first time we're making love in six days. Judging by how very very good I feel right now, and the fact that my penis came a little bit and stayed hard, tells me that I'm forgiven  . . I'm so grateful for its understanding. My beuatiful amaizing penis and I have truly bonded. For the over 32 years that I've been masturbating, I've truly never have felt closer to my penis than I do now. It's such an mazing and deeply awesome feeling. We've spent many, many, many hours in bed together, and also on the love seat and floor, dining room table among other places, and walking all over the apartment, sharing amazing, sweet pleasure. I truly wish I could marry my penis, and formally cement this very, very special bond. Maybe someday it can happen. Who knows? Short of that, I'm very grateful that my penis is always with me every second of every day, permanently attached to my body, and belongs only to me. I just bought over $100 in gifts for my precious penis (and by extension, my body) . My penis and body are worth every sweet penny. . I'm sorry I'm rambling here, but I'm just feeling so very very happy right now, spending quality time with my beautiful penis. I know not everyone on here shares the depth of feeling for their own penises that I do, and I understand that. The love I have for my penis is so very very strong. I'm sure there are a few men out there who have an even deeper bond with their penises than I do. You are the guys that will truly understand how deeply I feel. I'd love to hear from you. I love you so very, very, very much, my dear sweet precious penis.