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CuCUMber

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by Green Mtn. Guy It was late summer and I was 15. We lived out in the country, had a huge garden and I was home alone on a hot Saturday afternoon. Horny? Of course I was. I was 15 wasn't I? Thing was, I didn't know what to do about it other than put my right had to work. One of my chores that I needed to take care of while the folks were away was to clean out the garden of any tomatoes or cumcumbers or anything else that could be salvageable. So, out in the garden I was. If you've ever seen a cucumber patch, you know that they can grow pretty good sized if left on the vine. We had had about as many as we cared for so there were lots just growing away. I had read/heard about cutting holes in watermelons and sticking ones dick in them, but had never had that opportunity. This came to mind as I was cleaning the garden when I saw this one cucumber lying there. It was at least a footlong, over 12 inches in diameter, and was turning yellow, meaning that the insides would be soft and mushy. Well... I picked it up. It was nice and warm from having been in the sun all day. The outer skin was still firm. I took it into the house, my dick getting harder with each step. Once in the kitchen I took a knife and cut off the end (of the cucumber, not my dick!!), hands shaking. I then took off my pants and held the cucumber up to my dick. It would fit. I took the knife and cleaned out the seeds from the cucumber for the first couple of inches, giving me a nice hole. It was going to be messy, so I went into the bathroom and sat on the john. Still shaking I stuck my throbbing dick into the hole. It was a tight fit,and with the mushiness of the vegetable it was just right. I almost came from just putting it in. As I got to the point where I hadn't cleaned the seeds, my rod just pushed them out of the way, giving an even greater sensation. I was ready to pump. And pump I did. I had to stop several times. And then I started to experiment by twisting the cucumber while I stroked. Oh man, I had NEVER felt anything like that before. It didn't take long before I shot. And shot. And shot. Looking down, my dick was covered with cum and cucumber guts and seeds. Quite a mess. But what a feeling. Did this several more times when I had the house alone, but not for many years, as you just can't buy overgrown, overripe cucumbers that have been laying in the sun. Good reason to take up gardening!