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Artificial Pussy...

Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: admin Posted on: 06 Jul 2000 1 comments
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by kryten2q4b@aol.com I've made an artificial pussy before using common kitchen items. You'll need: A 1 pint canning jar (you know, the type with a two part lid (seal top & screw on ring); one of those white plastic kitchen catcher type garbage bags; ~1 cup of hot tap water & 2 cups of flour; some Crisco (vegetable shortening); and your hard dick (which will probably be hard by the time the pussy is ready!). In a mixing bowl, mix up the hot water and flour, a ratio of ~2 cups flour to 1 cup water. Add more flour if necessary to get the mixture the consistency of bread dough. Use HOT tap water. By the time you mix it with the dough, it will be just the right temperature. Now, split the kitchen catcher along the side & bottom seams and spread it out on the table. Dump the 'dough' into the middle of the plastic sheet. Pick the sheet up by the corners, and slide the sheet & dough into the canning jar. You may have to fiddle with it a bit to get the plastic & dough all the way to the bottom of the jar. Once you've got it into the jar, fold the excess plastic over the top of the dough so that it traps the dough inside the jar. Let the excess plastic fall over the rim of the jar. Now, screw the sealer ring down over the plastic so that it effectively seals in the dough. Now cums the fun part! punch a hole in the center of the plastic, and lube it up with a generous amount of Crisco. By now, you should have an erection (I always do!). Slide your cock in slowly, making the cavity bigger as you go. If the dough starts to stick to your cock, apply more Crisco. Once you've made the pussy big enough, you can 'fuck' it to your hearts content!