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Almost got shot for whackin' it.

Posted by: Age: 19 Posted on: 2 comments
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I was house sitting for a friend's grandma...masturbating and libido has never put me in so much fear.

So, I'm, like the rest of y'all, a total masturbation nut. I'm a virgin, and I'd like to stay that way for the time being, but I love spanking the monkey. However, a bit of back story. For most of my senior year of high school, I lived in an apartment with three friends. However, over the summer between my senior year and college, two of them, a guy and a girl, had gotten married and pregnant. The other roommate and I both had problems with substance abuse. At the end of summer, my fellow bachelor roommate and I didn't make enough to keep an apartment, and we didn't want to live with the lovebirds, so we all split up. My parents and I weren't on the best of terms, so I moved in with friends from my church. They're a fantastic family, very supportive and have been helping me with my drinking, but they're very conservative, and I sleep in the same room as one of their sons, so masturbating has to be done very carefully.Around the end of October, I was always horny. College, work, and life in general had been keeping me too busy to tend to myself. I was constantly aroused, and I was in (and as of now still am in) a relationship, but neither of us are really interested in losing our virginity. I had taken to, on my walks home, stopping in a dog park near the house I live in and masturbating. Nothing interesting ever happened, so honestly not a story worth telling (sorry, all you who get off to exhibitionism). However, I started working day shifts and going home early to study, so I could no longer do it safely. I was going nuts.Around that time, a family that I've always been close to asked me if I could house sit. My friend's grandmother was going back to Ohio to visit family for two weeks. I was going to house sit for the last week of October and the first week of November. She had two little yappers, Taffy and Jingle, that I needed to take care of. I needed to get away from people for a little while as it was, so I leaped at the chance. I didn't even think of the masturbation possibilities until the day after I agreed. I was ecstatic. I needed a little time to myself, for a lot of things.I will be straight up. The first night I arrived, I put the dogs out, unpacked my clothes, let them in, stripped down, and went to work. I pulled up some porn, spat on my palm, and started stroking. I came all over. I went to the bathroom, cleaned up, and went to bed naked.This kept up through Halloween. I still had school and work, but in between, I was constantly naked and jerking off. I was so happy. Sore, exhausted, but happy.Now, I bike to and from work. And my work was a ways downhill from the house I was watching. So getting to work was a breeze, but getting home was awful, and my job tired me out as it was. I would often get home and just run on autopilot. Still would jack it, because I have the sex drive of a rabbit, but I'd always forget little things.One night, I'd had a hell of a night. We'd worked our asses off, and at the end, my manager went and had a bit to drink before closing. She's a horny drunk, so she mooned me and some of my coworkers. She has a hell of an ass, and she challenged me and a coworker to spank her. You better believe I took up the offer! But I got home, tired, horny, and completely on autopilot. Get the mail, put out the dogs, feed the birds, blah blah I just want to masturbate blah...in the moment, I left my bike outside and forgot to fully close the front door.I got all my tasks done (except for those), so I went into the bedroom, ditched my work clothes and got to work. I'd recently discovered that the old lady had lotion, so I lathered up my penis and started working. I like to fondle my balls when I jack off, and I was contemplating eating my cum. I got really into it, and started watching porn on my phone.My poor overworked balls finally came up with enough semen to orgasm, and I splattered it all over my hand. I usually go to the bathroom and clean up, but I was tired, so I grabbed a nearby pair of pants and used them to clean up. I curled up as usual, naked and ready to fall asleep, when someone started shining a light into the house."Hello? Is anyone in there?" a man started calling out. He asked for the owner. I was freaked out. Here I was, naked and exhausted, and someone had potentially just BROKEN IN. I still didn't know that I'd forgotten to lock up. I yelled, "Hang on, I'll be right there!" I grabbed a pair of shorts and started struggling into them, trying not to zip my dick. I ran to the front door. Two of the lady's neighbors were there. One, an old woman, was on the phone. The other, a man, was holding what appeared to be a flashlight at me. Confused, I asked what was going on, before seeing my bike. My only thought was, "Ah, shit."The man started interrogating me. Apparently the grandma hadn't told ANY of her neighbors that she had a house sitter. So here I was, naked except for shorts, and I was scared. But we sorted it out. I showed the man a letter from the lady showing that I was indeed housesitting. Finally, he put down his "flashlight" and I realized he had a Glock trained on me!He looked me over, from head to toe, smirked, and said, "Well, be careful. It'd be a shame to get caught like this by some more unsavory visitors." I'm a teenager, in shorts that clearly aren't meant for sleeping in. I'm willing to bet he knew I was whacking it. They headed off, I put my bike inside, and locked up.The whole event had me shaken. My adrenaline was shooting, and I was hyped up to hell. But everything, from the man's gaze (I've got some admitted bi tendencies) to the danger of it all. So, in spite of nearly getting shot for my horniness, I ditched the shorts, grabbed the lotion, and went for round 2!

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