A New Cheap Toy That Blew My Mind - and My Load

I’m a skilled masturbator, been doing it most of my life and know what I like.  I’ve never been much into store bought “toys”, tried a couple but never they were worth the money – I actually find it a thrill to invent my own toys.  The first “toy” I bought with my ex-wife, it was a torso of Jenna Jamison, molded out of some silicone type substance, just her hips and lower belly complete with pussy and ass holes.  The exterior looked quite lifelike but the material was a little stiff/brittle and I ended up splitting the pussy hole at the top on my first use.  It came with a little vibrating egg that would fit inside the contraption but my ex confiscated that to use on her clit while she watched me penetrate Jenna for the first time.  The inside was a weird texture version of the same material and not all that great, it was more of a turn-on watching my ex get off while watching me fuck a porn star’s replica pussy.  It didn’t take long for the whole thing to sort of “dry rot” and start coming apart so we tossed it in the trash. 

The next toy was a clear silicone-type pocket pussy that was flimsy and a little oversized with a knob-texture interior.  The ex went to one of those sex-toy parties that seemed to go round in the early 2000’s and she bought it for me because I kept teasing her about her toys.  With adequate lube and some hand pressure it wasn’t bad, but not great.  The best aspect was that it was clear and we could watch my cock get stroked and massaged inside of it, and even watch the cumshot if we went that far.  I even tried wedging it between the mattress and box springs to make it a bit tighter, that was actually not a bad arrangement because I could eat my ex’s pussy while fucking the pocket pussy, sort of like a threesome for us.  Once again, the material sort of grew brittle and funky in spite of my best efforts to thoroughly clean it after use.   

That was the last “toy” I tried for decades.  In the interim, I started inventing my own toys, usually variations on a “Fifi” – a rubber glove rolled up inside a towel with some lube.  I tried many different liners for the glove to give it interesting textures, large bubble wrap seemed the best.  Of course, I tried various fruits and veggies, banana peels and hollowed out cucumber and zucchini skins, etc…  While surfing the internet porn sights, I stumbled across a bunch of dudes sticking their cocks in vacuum cleaners and assorted hoses.  I found one with a clear hose that showed how the air pressure would create a ‘suck-futter’ effect on the penis head and was absolutely intrigued, so the quest began.  I made repeat trips to various hardware stores exploring the plumbing sections, trying to find the right diameter hose – that was also clear.  This proved more difficult than I imagined, finally discovering that a clear fluorescent tube liner was just the right diameter to allow enough air to rush past my cock head to create that flutter effect.  The first time I experienced the sensation, I actually came before I was fully hard, it was incredible yet a little disappointing simultaneously because there was no time to actually build up and enjoy the sensation.  

I’ve also tried various fluffy stuffed animals with varying degrees of disappointment.  I even ordered one of those water-snake wiggly toys that I remembered from my youth but was definitely disappointed.  The fluffy stuffed animal idea led me to explore my ex’s sock drawer, she had a small collection of very fluffy/fuzzy socks and I realized one of those might feel pretty nice wrapped around my cock.  Sure enough, the soft and fuzzy texture did feel wonderful so through experimentation I ended up settling on a plastic cup with the sock stuffed inside and the top help open by the opening of the cup.  This keeps the sock held open so I can slide myself in and out, its not too tight, just sort of a gentle teasing that I can use for extended edging sessions.   

While browsing the local WalMart a couple weeks ago (always looking for things to masturbate with), my eyes spotted a blue box on the adult sex product isle called a “Stroker”.  It was under $20 and I was instantly intrigued.  I surreptitiously grabbed the box and looked at the side panel product description, the diagram showed 2 different textured entrances, one ribbed and the other like a bunch of little beads, both looked promising.  I bought the silly little toy and took it for a test drive.  

I wrapped it inside a heating pad for a while just to warm it up and get the full effect.  I applied a little water-based lube to the larger of the two openings, they are both smaller in diameter than my thumb so I really had now idea how I was going to penetrate either one.  The beaded entrance has a star shaped opening, sort of like an anus, the ribbed opening is just circular.  The material is the strangest slippery, lifelike silicone type substance I’ve ever felt, once I applied some lube to both openings and started fingering them, I actually got aroused with just the tactile feel it offered, extremely lifelike, but also extremely tight.  When the moment of truth arrived, I had to forcefully shove my cockhead into that tight little hole but it expanded easily and accommodated my girth.  The feeling was incredible, very lifelike and the wet slurping/sucking sound it made at the other end opening added to the experience.  I gently forced my cock all the way in, past the ribs then into the beaded section, eventually my head popped out the other side like a little game of naughty peek-a-boo.  The sensation of this toy gripping my shaft with so much force was amazing.  I had to cease all movement and fight back the urge, precum dripping copiously from my throbbing cock.  I wanted to at least feel it stroking me before I came so I just held still for a bit, then started pulling it slowly backward, pulling my throbbing cock back out of the contraption.  I discovered if I put a fingertip over the other side hole, I created a natural vacuum, like having a skilled warm mouth sucking me.  I pulled the toy off for a moment and watched my cock bounce up and down with my heartbeat, ridiculously close to cumming.  I wanted to try the other side with the beads, so I started forcing myself in, past the star shaped opening, fighting the overwhelming urge.  That entrance was very tight, then opened up to the ribbed channel so that it squeezed my shaft very hard then sort of loosened its grip on my head.  

Finally, I pulled my cock back out and reinserted myself in the larger opening and just stroked it halfway in and out, focusing on the inner ribs massaging the rim head of my cock, it only took a few strokes.  I shoved myself all the way in, my head popped out the star shaped hole just as I started shooting stream after stream of cum all across the hardwood floors.  I think the extra pressure squeezing my shaft forced the cum to shoot out further and with more velocity than normal, it was quite the sight and I instantly wished I had a camera rolling. 

For lest than 20 bucks, I’d say this little toy is worth every penny, cleanup was easy because all my cum shot right out of it, all I had to do was wash out the water based lubricant.  After a few hours I gave it another run and was able to take my time and experience all of the variable feelings those internal textures provide.  Sure enough, it didn’t take long to reach another toe curling, mind blowing orgasm.  I will continue to experiment with this toy and enjoy all the sensations it provides.  Happy wanking!