A Kind of Magic

I had the house to myself this morning from six am right up to four in the afternoon.

That in itself is a bit of a rarity, so I decided to blow my brains and soul out with several hours of orgasm.

I’m writing this to describe something incredible for me personally and I do not care whether the reader considers it fiction or a true accounting.

As the sound from my wife’s car faded up the street I slowly drew breath and started setting up for what I hoped to be an interesting morning. 

First things: collect the ingredients and tools required and set them up… 

Ingredients list:

• Weed, finely ground.

• Dry herb vaporiser 

• Mason jar (Screw top) Small.

• Small 10ml bottle of amyl nitrite - Everest Premium 10ML.

• 3 small cotton wall balls.

• Lube – Durex Silicon lube and a pot of coconut oil 

• Towel old and large.

• Aneros toys – One Progasm Anniversary Edition Oynx, one Eupho Trident.

• One smart phone with a gallery of fairly erotic images for a slideshow. 

• Joggers bottle of cool water, flip open lid, two thirds full.

• Roll of loo paper.

Set up:

• Aneros Progasm – place on bathroom sink with pot of coconut oil and silicon lube

• Towel, covering an old pillow such that it comfortably will rest under my buttocks when lying down (on bed).

• Load dry herb vaporiser with finely ground pot – leave in kitchen near back door. 

• Still in kitchen, open Amyl Nitrite bottle carefully and dab a little on each of the three cotton wool balls.

• Replace lid on Amyl bottle carefully and snugly.

• Drop cotton wool balls into opened mason jar, screw lid shut (not too tightly, just snug), place next to phone holder in bedroom.

• Loo paper roll on bedside table in bedroom.

        Water Bottle handy - in bedroom. 

• Turn off lights in bedroom, place phone holder to left of where I will be lying down with phone sitting on it.

• Aneros Eupho – place on bedside table.

• Sit down on couch in kitchen, lights out, meditate for ten+ minutes.

With the above all put together and things placed where I thought I’d need them it was as they say ‘game time’.

And so in that cool just on dawn air I rose from my short meditation, picked up my vape of weed and a mug of water and went and sat on the deck at the rear of the house to watch the sunrise and get lightly ‘stoned’... six slow gentle drags.

As I vaped I sipped at my water and sat and tried to focus on my breathing - gentle. Slow. In nose. Out mouth. 

After those six slow drags on the vape…empty cooked contents into compost bin and walk back inside. 

Put the mug down in kitchen sink, the weeds kicking in a little bit now put the cooling off vape on the bench in kitchen.

Last check to make sure that the curtains are pulled along the hall and kitchen windows so neighbours don’t see things that might scare them.

Visit toilet/bathroom for a pee (because I don’t want this interrupted by a grumpy bladder). 

Part One – Progasm.

Strip off to my birthday suit. Leave clothes on bathroom floor to one side. Lube the Aneros progasm with liberal silicon lube and then a splodge of coconut oil (weeds hitting me now, the high is rising) exhale slowly and gently insert Progasm in anus. Make sure it’s seated snugly, grab a little loo paper and remove some of the excess coconut oil that’s stripped off the Aneros on insertion… rub a little fresh coconut oil onto my nipples and areolae… wave of… warm pleasure washing up from under my pubic bone to nipples (now standing at attention – good lads) … wow… omg… 

Staggering like a drunk man and moaning softly while clutching the Silicon lube tube I stumbled to the bedroom.. the pleasure is now a constant back and forth rippling wave emanating from my prostate out to my fingers.. dear God I am… pulsing…with pleasure.. drop silicon lube on bedside table, lie down with towel covered pillow under my butt… now.. just… stop.. breath slowly…relax everything no contractions of the anus, no tension anywhere.

Just. Breathe. 

Ok. Some additional motivation, start slideshow of erotica on phone. Very lightly put fingers to nipples and brush….

PULSE! WAVE! SURGE! – Eye’s roll back in sockets colours dance behind my eyelids and nothing but a great wall of all- encompassing radiant pleasure surges out like a tidal wave from my throbbing prostate out to my fingertips and toes and bounces back in again… it occurs to me very briefly that I have not even looked or thought about my cock as yet and that I have no interest in it either… there is ONLY this ball of pleasure swallowing me up over and over and over… 

After what seemed like one endless oscillating constant orgasm (but was probably only 5~8 minutes), I made a conscious effort to still my now manic anal sphincter and perineal muscles, managing this with short shallow quick breaths… and not looking at that pornographic litany on my phone… 

Time to be slightly stupid and up this another notch.. pick up mason jar, those cotton balls should have cooked off now a bit, unscrew lid, close eyes and inhale fumes slowly and gently through mouth. Screw shut jar’s lid and put it down again.

Empty mind, slow gentle breathes relax everything and…. a slow .. surge .. of melting pleasure ripples out at an intensity that beggars belief I’m sorry but this is so far beyond a penile orgasm in pleasure and intensity terms that I’m struggling to describe it.

Behind my eyelids as this occurs I can see a vision of myself as if from above lying there, with this black toy pulsing in my ass it.. owns me.. the image shifts quickly and my black Aneros is now a large cock plowing into what was my perineal area, but now appears as a pulsing set of vaginal lips grasping at this member from below my nutsack… the pleasure I…. scream out and the scream fades to a low growling moan as this ‘cock’ thing fucks me, it’s just waves and waves of radiant energy smashing out from.. oh now I see it … a Ball of light that pulses energy.. in unstoppable waves .. my thighs legs belly fingers and face are buzzing and tingling like every cell is wired into an electrical grid….. 

The sensations shift and fade into what seems less of an energy wave orgasm and a more physical sensation.. I can feel my anal canal rippling around the toy and my sphincter pulsing with my throbbing prosate.. it’s like my entire perineal region has become something alike to a vulva and clitoris… the images behind my eyes shift back to a slowly moving black cock in my vulva that shoots waves of pleasure up my spine… holy fucking hell.. so much pleasure…

Shaking I try to concentrate and open the mason jar again for another drag, the orgasms are still taking place so this is a slow process.. inhale, replace lid , go totally floppy wait and … Howling moan as my soul and nerves explode in a ball of light - I can see this cock thing IN ME pushing into me, goading my prostate into spasming convulsions (I should record some audio of this as I have NO idea what I’m saying at this point) .. tears of utter joy emerge from the corners of closed eyes..

And I ripple and pulse and moan like this for another five inhalations from that little jar over the next hour or so .. 

Till I finally can take no more, the pleasure has become overwhelming..I try and calm down… an hour and a bit have now passed… stagger to bathroom moaning and still throbbing in constant orgasm, fall to knees leaning against bathtub and Oh dear god! More? No …. way, my spine and shoulders arch back and I am air fucking this thing like a pussy in rampant heat.. there’s a wetness and I can smell my pre-come dripping out of me to the floor.. not that I can spare the time to look.. 

In desperation I pull the Progasm out and wrap it in loo paper (it’s clean but you never know) and collapse against the edge of the bath still rippling and throbbing.

Time for the emergency shallow breathing trick.. ok .. that’s sort of working… Progasm lies on the bathroom floor next to me… 

Clean up a little with a folded bit of loo paper.. wad it into the knickers I now try (takes a few attempts) to pick up from the bathroom floor, pull shorts and tee shirt on.

Water.. stagger back to bedroom (Eupho is waiting).. drink… fall back to bathroom, pee (yes I’m not very co-ordinated at this point).. I’m going outside.. HAVE to calm the fuck down .. pick up normal nicotine vape and mug of water… sit down .. inhale relax.. nothing happening here (the neighbours drive past on the drive opposite)..look away people.. just a normal bloke trying to vape while his soul floats in orgasmic bliss loose in his body.. completely normal.. shit.. I can’t do this.

Part Two – Eupho time.

I can’t do this but I ache for more.

Lurch past bathroom dropping folded loo paper in the toilet bowl as I pass, rising to tip toes as orgasms roll up my belly to the crown of my head even though there is no Aneros in there it seems to make no difference I just float and pulse back towards the bedroom… 

Grab the coconut oil and dunk the Eupho in it .. rub excess on nipples .. oh gods no.. and a wall of light and pleasure explodes outwards I’m trying not to drop the oily Eupho on the floor (must have been disturbingly hysterical to observe) and somehow someway I manage to insert it while still washing in pleasure….

And so I lie me back down on that towel covered pillow and gasp as a finger of small bright white light extends into me and demands my anal canal now.. what the hell ? Dances and waves up and down the eupho in shuddering ripples of pleasure tickling this energy orb where my prostate lies… this goes on for what feels like always and I open that little jar again… inhale.. deep and slow while shaking.. put it down (lid closed) and…. let go….

Reality vanishes completely, my phone is still showing naked women but I’ve not seen it in ages because in my minds eye my perineal area IS a woman’s and it is glowing (for want of a better word) with electricity that sparks to every single nerve and cell in my body .. I cannot explain.. but there is now nothing but this pulsing cavity and ball of energy behind my pubic bone, there is NOTHING else but pleasure and I dimly become aware that I am singing… and then laughing and all the daily things that worry me are far behind… as all of I dissolves into a purple and gold tinged aura of sexual energy.. I feel like I am fizzing …. 

You get the picture, this went on with increasing intensity for another fifty minutes until the pleasure literally became too much, another air fucking session in the bathroom as I attempted to remove the Eupho which if anything was more intense than the constant orgasms had lying down.. finally collapsing in a heap on my side by the sink shaking and whimpering in joy….

If the Progasm was amazing, the Eupho was overpowering and it’s impossible to put in words what the whole trip felt like other than perhaps ‘soul exploding’.

Part Three – ALESS aftermath.

Another folded bit of toilet paper in my ass crack.

Try and sit on deck for a vape and more water… soft pulsing ripples wash through me, but I think I got this.

Take a leak – not easy with a swollen over excited drug addled prostate….Back to bedroom, the toys and detritus of the session left to lie … mason jar on it’s side on bedroom floor two cleaned off Aneros toy’s in bathroom sink, Weed vape on kitchen counter.. I .. DO NOT CARE.

Rearrange pillows on bed, turn on the fan, lie down with plans to try and sleep.

Except… there is this gentle pulsing feeling like I am somehow loose in my body… my nerves sing with each surge…

And it was as he touched his nipples that he knew he’d fucked up… 

No Mason jar, weed wearing off and no Aneros and yet still these energy orgasms keep.. happening… I just have to submit and wait for things to slowly settle down… which after another two hours they sort of do.. 

I drift off to a smug shit eating grin of a slumber (with an alarm set)… 

Part Four – A summary.

This wasn’t my first rodeo with the Aneros. 

It’s been a long journey listening to these toys teach me about that nerve enriched hidden walnut men have.

I don’t usually use Amyl Nitrite as it can lead to headaches and temporary degradation in eyesight (no you won’t go blind), but still I prefer to keep it to days where there is plenty of time to recover. 

Weed – I use in a session maybe 50% of the time, it’s a good hack to unlocking prostate pleasure with the caveat that one doesn’t over do it.

I try and keep any weed usage to a one week interval or more. 

What was my dick doing through this session – nothing, the odd drip of pre cum and some slight engorgement, but really in light of the above description, why would I be focussing on a penis that delivers a one and done ten second orgasm?

There’s an abundance of stuff to read on both the Aneros forum and on reddit about this style of pleasure. 

IF one is curious.

There’s a lot of fairly confronting stuff to a CIS HET males sexual self-image in this journey.

I should perhaps point out that I did not and do not consider myself to be Trans (I consider them braver folk than I) and the above sessions imagery was more a case of a male trying to rationalise pleasure coming from areas he doesn’t physically actually have. 

Perhaps I should say that I felt male during the session, but perceived and saw the pleasure as something female. 

Maybe there’s a little of each primary gender in all of us ? – Who knows. 

At the end of it all I accept the pleasure for pleasures own sake and give thanks that I've been able to experience it.

It’s quite a trip and it’s quite possible with neither weed nor Amyl, though the latter combo is certainly one hell of a ride.

If you have a prostate and decide to venture down this rabbit hole, do some reading first. 

Go in with an open mind and no expectations and try and listen for the whisper the nerves riddling your prostate start to sigh to you as it wakes from its slumber.

For the medically minded amongst you do a Google search on prostate nerve ennervation - it sort of explains why this gland can deliver such immense and broad sensory pleasure.