Pillow humping tips for guys

[pillowboy]

I have sometimes been asked about how to pillow hump. I should consider myself an expert in the subject after a life-long pillow humping career, so here are a few tips:

- Pillow humping is basically just grinding your penis against a pillow. It may be easier if you are uncut but I know of many people who are cut to successfully hump their pillows. Use a soft pillow because it feels awesome against your hard cock. New siliconised fiberfill pillows are very nice because the silicone treatment makes the filling slippery, so the tick slides with your cock against the filling. You do not actually need lubrication with such a pillow but a moist pillow always feels better because moisture makes the tick smoother. Some people prefer down or feather pillows, and a satin pillow is also very sexy.
- You don't need a condom because you can't get your pillow pregnant – otherwise I would have a house full of little pillow babies. I personally prefer the feeling of a naked pillow against my cock and I think having anything between would spoil the fun. Some people do like condoms so it is really up to you.
- With an older pillow you may need some lube but any oil-based lube will ruin your pillow. Use pee and precum instead, because they make your pillow smell like sex, and squirting your fluids into the pillow feels like mini ejaculations and heightens your sexual pleasure.
- Some guys make a hole at the seam and fuck inside the pillow. That of course works best with a pillow is filled with solid wadding. Feathers or cluster fiber may stick to your penis, although that's not a big problem because they can be easily washed off.
- You can hump your pillow in any position, such as lying on your back with bent knees and squeezing the pillow between your legs, sitting on the edge of your bed with one end of the pillow tucked under your ass and moving your ass back and forth to thrust into the pillow, lying prone with the pillow under your pelvis, or straddling the pillow and riding it like a horse. I personally prefer straddling, because then I can watch in a mirror how my cock plows the pillow and plunges into its soft folds.
- It is a good idea to dedicate one pillow solely to sexual purposes. Then you don't need to rest your head on it after having made it all wet and sticky. Then you can shoot your semen all over it and leave it there. Dried cum stains on your pillow make it look and smell even sexier. I just love to litter my pillow with my semen.
- If you don't want your friends and relatives to know about your pillow sexcapades, you can always hide the pillow under the covers or in a closet – but it is much more fun to come out of the closet

[cardinalsin]

I've been a pillow humper since childhood. Still enjoy it, and will grind a pillow while I lay between my wife's legs licking her to orgasm. We put one of the wife's half-slips on the pillow, and for the record, I am cut. I love the feel.

I'll usually wear a pair of her full-cut panties, which helps the sensation. Once I bring her to orgasm—once, twice, or whatever—she'll make me cum by either helping me hump the pillow, by rubbing me through my panties, or by taking another pair of her panties and jacking me off with them... or by giving me a BJ. It's all good.

[jimmyl55]

This topic brings back pleasant memories. I discovered pillow humping right after my first time masturbating. I accidentally learned how to masturbate while straddling the bannister on our stairs one afternoon and rocking back and forth. I had a mind-blowing first orgasm. My only problem was that I couldn't use the stairs in the house every time I wanted to masturbate. So I retreated to my bedroom and after some experimenting, discovered the pleasure of pillow humping. I humped daily and loved it. The only drawback was that my penis would sometimes get a bit chaffed from all the rubbing!

It was nearly a year before I learned how to use my hand and as it become more convenient to do it that way, I eventually gave up on pillow humping.

[mushroomhead]

I dont use a pillow, but instead I use a very soft blanket which I fold into a small lump. I mean, my very soft blanket is about 5 feet by 3 feet, but when folded up, it is maybe 1 foot by 1 foot. The way I do it is to fold blanket, and then position my boner so that on the forward thrust half of my cock hangs over the edge of the folded blanket, and on the backward thrust, the head of my cock just makes it onto the blanket. This way, the frenulum gets all the action on that soft blanket. I edge this way for hours while watching porn. After two or three hours, when I feel like I might blow my load at any moment, I put on a condom, which I lube the inside of at the head. This way, the condom slides on the head, but stays dry at the base so that it doesnt slide off. What a great feeling that is, and still the frenulum gets all the action on the edge of the folded blanket. The resulting orgasm is so intense, that it is hard to keep pumping when you come, as my cock gets so sensitive. Sometimes I can get through it, and sometimes I have to turn over and jack off the rest off the way. But either way, the condom makes for a great feeling and easy clean up.

[jedkok]

I've been a pillow humper as far back as I can remember. My technique is to lie face down on the bed and have the pillow under me longways. I then thrust my dick between the pillow and bed like it's a pussy. I always pull out and jizz into a tissue, rubbing that sweet spot for the best orgasms.

[wonderdick]

Usually I like just using my hand or my hands plus anal stimulation to masturbate. But the other night i was tired and the usual things weren't working that well, but I couldn't sleep either since I had stroked some on and off and I knew there was only one way I would relax into sleep. My wife and daughter were away visiting a friend.

Then I decided to make a homemade pussy I've made before. I cut off the narrow top of a 1 liter plastic bottle and pushed a folded up very soft piece of cloth into it with a hammer handle, all the way to the bottom. This is perfect to stick my erect dick into. Before I've stuck that between the mattresses and fucked it kneeling. But I wanted more the feeling of holding my wife. So I took her pillow and my pillow and put them below me on the bed and propped my "pussy" between the upper one below my chest and the lower one between my legs. After a little angle adjustment I started fucking it and it was awesome. At the same time I had stuck a dildo up my ass and was sucking another one, I stopped myself from cumming two or three times and got up and moved around just so I could start up again and go longer. After i finally let go and exploded inside the pussy between the pillows, it felt as close to cumming while having sexual intercourse as I've experienced while masturbating. Afterwards, pulled the soft cloth pussy liner out of the plastic bottle and smothered my face with the warm and delicious smelling cum.

[jemstone]

Superhot-- I also have made pocketpussies with towels and plastic bags.

[jimmyl55]

This thread has brought back lots of memories. Pillow humping was one of my first masturbation techniques. At the age of 13, I had recently discovered how to masturbate without using my hands by rubbing the base of my penis (perineum) against objects, but I quickly moved on to rubbing my penis against my pillow. I can't recall how I discovered this technique, but just remember that I didn't know anything about masturbating with my hand, and liked to hump and found I could get satisfaction this way. The only problem, as I recall, was staining the pillow with my ejaculation. I would lay down a track of tissues, but sometimes my ejaculations would overwhelm them, leading to stains on my pillowcase. Once I discovered how to use my hand, the pillow humping slowly faded away. Haven't done it in many years, but I look back on the technique with fondness.

[goander]

This was the only way I masturbated until I was 18.

[bd4236]

I'll add a couple quick thoughts.

I "rediscovered" an aspect of pillow humping in middle age. A pillow wrapped in it's plastic retail bag, lubed, is a great humping partner.

Also, if you have a big leather couch cushion and aren't afraid to put a little lube on it, it is a very fun ride.

Finally, big body pillows, or king-size bed pillows are more fun to hump than regular size pillows. You can grab onto them and hold them against your whole body, and basically really feel more like you're f***ing them.

[harrycox]

That’s how I started as a preteen . I humped the bed , pillows . My bed was old and had spindles crossways. I would rub my cock on those and cum . I was always looking and trying new ways to cum

[ninja1173]

I also discovered a variation of this technique when I was developing. I had a stuffed turtle almost the size of a full size pillow, it had very soft, fuzzy fur. I would sandwich my cock between the turtle and the bed sheet and move my hips back and forth from side to side so my cock would slide back and forth between the turtle fur and the bed sheet. The sensation was electrifying and I would orgasm pretty easy. This is how I ejaculated for the first time as well, I remember worrying my mom would notice the jizz crust on the sheet but she never mentioned it. I had to find a new technique once I started ejaculating because I was worried about leaving 'evidence'.

[marriedcub0218]

i'm gonna echo everyone and say this is how i started masturbating as well. i still remember the first time i came while stroking as for years it had just been by pillow humping. i miss it slightly as now all i do is stroke.