My Anal Masturbation started at 5, while my cock had to wait till 12. But I'm wondering if those occurrences could have been reversed or more equal in age if my mother's reactions had been different.
When I was 3, I got a hard-on while my mother was bathing me. But since my super religious father was still alive, my mother had to be ultra super religious to keep his respect, and when she saw my erection she loudly shamed me (with a generous helping of disgust), and just as quickly twirled the wet washcloth into a whip and with great precision popped the head of my dick. After that, my dick and I did not have a close relationship.

However, my asshole more than made up for my dicks alienation.