Where's the Masturbatorium? And where are all the wankers?

[slowhand]

Seems like this joint needs a clearly identified Masturbatorium.

Not just an "I'm furiously wanking away RIGHT NOW" thread, but someplace for those of us who wander in with raging hardons, or just a tingly puss.

You know, a big blinking arrow saying "This is the Place!" for a lady with a clit that's already begging for a fingering, or a gent with just a slight swelling of a still-clothed member.

"All of Us Wankers are in HERE! Slip that hand into your panties, get that cock in your hand, and let's all wank!"

That kind of place.

[morningwd]

you mean, like the chatrooms????

[slowhand]

No, not the chatrooms. A forum section.

But thanks for the condescending sarcasm. It looks sexy on you.

[skipper]

Well THAT was confusing.
I completely understood Slowhand's initial essay, and Wood's reply (except that one question mark would suffice).
But I can't make sense out of Slowhand's response. Who is being sarcastic? Well, never mind that.

I have a constructive suggestion. Rename the "Bedroom" to Slowhand's "Masturbatorium", or add such a room.
And then add circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back....
--Ken

[DoctorsBro]

Oh my goodness, my only experience with that word is the creepy psychologist in Augusten Burroughs' "Running With Scissors" biography. He was a crazy rapist and he had a room in his practice that he called his masturbatorium. ahaha. I did not realize until just know that it is a legitimate word referring to sperm donor rooms!

[jackgreen]

Good! This should be fun!