Weirdest place to masturbate

[bonnie1410]

In a hot tub at the public swimming pool. I also fingered myself in my best friend's bed while she was sleeping next to me. Today I'm going to stroke my clit at the public library. I am wet just thinking about it.

[milehighdude]

This probably would be appropriate under the "Caught" topic.

I was driving in the mountains on the way to a c/o hot springs place; shorts around my knees, stroking away. was climbing up a hill on the way and had a sudden inclination that I needed to pull shorts up. started down the other side of the hill and lo and behold, the state patrol (or county sheriff) had a roadside sobriety checkpoint near the bottom of the hill, stopping everyone for ID checks etc. Could have been a real problem if I had pulled up to the checkpoint and had to pull up my shorts. fortunately i was covered up at the stop.

[squeezenblast]

Oh man.. I've jerked off in so many places, nothing is weird anymore. I masturbate at every opportunity to do so... I know all the public washrooms in my town and which ones are good for smashing off in. I really enjoy being somewhere like the mall food court, having lunch with my wife... see lots of amazing eyecandy and then go into the washroom and slow stroke out a huge load with sights and sounds (sometimes scents) fresh in my mind. Very rarely, but a few times have had the opportunity to rub off in my pants while still looking at the eyecandy... that's really amazing. One of those times, I was talking to the sexy blonde right after I just rubbed off to her and I could feel my cum all over me in my pants.

[squeezenblast]

In a hot tub at the public swimming pool. I also fingered myself in my best friend's bed while she was sleeping next to me. Today I'm going to stroke my clit at the public library. I am wet just thinking about it.

Oh wow that is so hot.

[wonderdick]

Oh man.. I've jerked off in so many places, nothing is weird anymore. I masturbate at every opportunity to do so... I know all the public washrooms in my town and which ones are good for smashing off in. I really enjoy being somewhere like the mall food court, having lunch with my wife... see lots of amazing eyecandy and then go into the washroom and slow stroke out a huge load with sights and sounds (sometimes scents) fresh in my mind. Very rarely, but a few times have had the opportunity to rub off in my pants while still looking at the eyecandy... that's really amazing. One of those times, I was talking to the sexy blonde right after I just rubbed off to her and I could feel my cum all over me in my pants.

Wow. I look forward to doing that sometime …

[iammmd55]

Used to spend summers at a beach cottage. Neighbors had a sailboat maybe 25’ moored in the cove a hundred or so yards off shore. The deck snd cabin usually covered with a tarp.

At 13 me and a couple of other kids would sometimes swim out there (alone) and go under the tarp and masturbate in the cabin or on the deck.

[hairybi]

On my horse.

[wonderdick]

On my horse.

Did you cum on the horse, or the saddle?

[bappanadboy]

1. When I started masturbation at age 12, I went to a school, near my home in India, on a veranda on weekends. Initially it was dry orgasm. A year later I started to ejaculate.

2. On weekends, when I went to work, alone in a office trailer. I would walk around with pants down and erect cock until I got horny thinking about my ex GF. Then I started masturbation and ejaculated on paper towels.

3. At 38,000 ft., in the lavatory of a jumbo jet traveling cross country. There they have everything to clean myself. It took less than 5 minutes.

4. After retirement, on weekdays, in the department store, at Men's Room urinal. Always kept a wet paper towel ready to clean up.

[bappanadboy]

Let me add 2 more to my previous post.

5. In my 20s, I found my secret cave like location in a state park near my apartment. During hot summer days, I went there on weekends, while most people were at the beach. I would get naked, enjoy the breeze all over my body and masturabte.

6. A long time ago, before my marriage, I shared a home with my brother. A friend and his family were going away on a month long vacation. They requested me to stay in their home while they were away. I was happy that I had the home with all the privacy I was looking for. I would be naked and walk around with my dangling cock. Every day I was enjoying masturbation all over the home and then finish in the bathroom in front of the mirror.

[selflovekink]

In the school bus. I was the last stop and only kid. I had about 3 or 4 minutes from the kids getting off at the 2nd to last stop...lol.

[spunkluvr]

. . . and once on my neighbour's doorstep.

Just to expand on that . . . one Saturday evening, a group of my mates dared me to strip naked and wank myself off on my neighbour's doorstep. I admit I was a little concerned about getting caught - but it made me so horny, I shot a huge load of spunk all over their door while my mates watched.

Moral of the story - never dare an exhibitionist wanker!

[skymaster73]

Years ago, whilst out on a cycle track in a country park with plenty of secluded areas, trees, bushes etc I really began to feel quite horny and really fancied having a play. I found a secluded area, undid my shorts and jerked off (quite quickly as I was excited!) all over the tree near me. I quickly tidied myself up and continued my cycle ride leaving my cum behind dripping off the tree!

[oldfan]

While on a nighttime walk in a local park, I felt the urgent need so went over to the baseball field, stripped off, sat on the bench in one of the dugouts and had a fun cum! I quickly dressed and resumed my walk feeling much more relieved.

Then there were the two times on the Cleveland Rapid Transit train travelling between the Brookpark and Puritas stations...

[spunkluvr]

. . . Then there were the two times on the Cleveland Rapid Transit train travelling between the Brookpark and Puritas stations...

I've lost count of all the wanks I've had on buses and trains.