Weirdest place to masturbate
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bonnie1410
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In a hot tub at the public swimming pool. I also fingered myself in my best friend's bed while she was sleeping next to me. Today I'm going to stroke my clit at the public library. I am wet just thinking about it.
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milehighdude
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This probably would be appropriate under the "Caught" topic.
I was driving in the mountains on the way to a c/o hot springs place; shorts around my knees, stroking away. was climbing up a hill on the way and had a sudden inclination that I needed to pull shorts up. started down the other side of the hill and lo and behold, the state patrol (or county sheriff) had a roadside sobriety checkpoint near the bottom of the hill, stopping everyone for ID checks etc. Could have been a real problem if I had pulled up to the checkpoint and had to pull up my shorts. fortunately i was covered up at the stop.
I was driving in the mountains on the way to a c/o hot springs place; shorts around my knees, stroking away. was climbing up a hill on the way and had a sudden inclination that I needed to pull shorts up. started down the other side of the hill and lo and behold, the state patrol (or county sheriff) had a roadside sobriety checkpoint near the bottom of the hill, stopping everyone for ID checks etc. Could have been a real problem if I had pulled up to the checkpoint and had to pull up my shorts. fortunately i was covered up at the stop.
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squeezenblast
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Oh man.. I've jerked off in so many places, nothing is weird anymore. I masturbate at every opportunity to do so... I know all the public washrooms in my town and which ones are good for smashing off in. I really enjoy being somewhere like the mall food court, having lunch with my wife... see lots of amazing eyecandy and then go into the washroom and slow stroke out a huge load with sights and sounds (sometimes scents) fresh in my mind. Very rarely, but a few times have had the opportunity to rub off in my pants while still looking at the eyecandy... that's really amazing. One of those times, I was talking to the sexy blonde right after I just rubbed off to her and I could feel my cum all over me in my pants.
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squeezenblast
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Oh wow that is so hot.bonnie1410 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 07, 2025 5:11 pm In a hot tub at the public swimming pool. I also fingered myself in my best friend's bed while she was sleeping next to me. Today I'm going to stroke my clit at the public library. I am wet just thinking about it.
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wonderdick
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Wow. I look forward to doing that sometime …squeezenblast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 18, 2025 8:05 pm Oh man.. I've jerked off in so many places, nothing is weird anymore. I masturbate at every opportunity to do so... I know all the public washrooms in my town and which ones are good for smashing off in. I really enjoy being somewhere like the mall food court, having lunch with my wife... see lots of amazing eyecandy and then go into the washroom and slow stroke out a huge load with sights and sounds (sometimes scents) fresh in my mind. Very rarely, but a few times have had the opportunity to rub off in my pants while still looking at the eyecandy... that's really amazing. One of those times, I was talking to the sexy blonde right after I just rubbed off to her and I could feel my cum all over me in my pants.
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Used to spend summers at a beach cottage. Neighbors had a sailboat maybe 25’ moored in the cove a hundred or so yards off shore. The deck snd cabin usually covered with a tarp.
At 13 me and a couple of other kids would sometimes swim out there (alone) and go under the tarp and masturbate in the cabin or on the deck.
At 13 me and a couple of other kids would sometimes swim out there (alone) and go under the tarp and masturbate in the cabin or on the deck.
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On my horse.
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bappanadboy
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1. When I started masturbation at age 12, I went to a school, near my home in India, on a veranda on weekends. Initially it was dry orgasm. A year later I started to ejaculate.
2. On weekends, when I went to work, alone in a office trailer. I would walk around with pants down and erect cock until I got horny thinking about my ex GF. Then I started masturbation and ejaculated on paper towels.
3. At 38,000 ft., in the lavatory of a jumbo jet traveling cross country. There they have everything to clean myself. It took less than 5 minutes.
4. After retirement, on weekdays, in the department store, at Men's Room urinal. Always kept a wet paper towel ready to clean up.
2. On weekends, when I went to work, alone in a office trailer. I would walk around with pants down and erect cock until I got horny thinking about my ex GF. Then I started masturbation and ejaculated on paper towels.
3. At 38,000 ft., in the lavatory of a jumbo jet traveling cross country. There they have everything to clean myself. It took less than 5 minutes.
4. After retirement, on weekdays, in the department store, at Men's Room urinal. Always kept a wet paper towel ready to clean up.
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bappanadboy
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Let me add 2 more to my previous post.
5. In my 20s, I found my secret cave like location in a state park near my apartment. During hot summer days, I went there on weekends, while most people were at the beach. I would get naked, enjoy the breeze all over my body and masturabte.
6. A long time ago, before my marriage, I shared a home with my brother. A friend and his family were going away on a month long vacation. They requested me to stay in their home while they were away. I was happy that I had the home with all the privacy I was looking for. I would be naked and walk around with my dangling cock. Every day I was enjoying masturbation all over the home and then finish in the bathroom in front of the mirror.
5. In my 20s, I found my secret cave like location in a state park near my apartment. During hot summer days, I went there on weekends, while most people were at the beach. I would get naked, enjoy the breeze all over my body and masturabte.
6. A long time ago, before my marriage, I shared a home with my brother. A friend and his family were going away on a month long vacation. They requested me to stay in their home while they were away. I was happy that I had the home with all the privacy I was looking for. I would be naked and walk around with my dangling cock. Every day I was enjoying masturbation all over the home and then finish in the bathroom in front of the mirror.