The "sands" in my name refers to "shaved and smooth" as that is what I like to be (as my profile pic suggests
) and been that way pretty much since the pubes first turned up well over 40 years ago 
(and the 8inch is the other aspect, but if I get really turned on, it does go a little bigger).Always been overly shy so didn't get to be intimate with any ladies until my later 20's, and even now can count the total on the fingers of one hand (with space still left over!)
Love stories about being discovered wanking, about just being watched wanking and being asked - or plain ordered - to wank (common theme there
).Also love the idea of CFNM when doing any of the above to make it even more embarressing
