Old wives tales

[wanklover]

How many what we in the UK call old wives tales were you told to try and put you off masturbating ?? I can think of 3 :

1) You shouldn't do that, it's dirty !!
2) It will make you go blind !!
3) You'll grow hairs on the palms of your hands !!

If any of that crap was true I should be a filthy dirty blind werewolf with a white walking stick
What others do you have ??

[russ195]

It will make you weak and skinny. Big strong men don't do that. I am on the thin side, lol.

[wanklover]

Very good Russ195, I think we know that one isn't true ha ha !!

[svengalideck]

No, never found, never told... except by other kids speculations...

[mash2014]

Not only that I will be blind, with hairy palms but that meant I had mental problems and would need to see a psychiatrist because it was a perversion. I was also told that it was the Devil's work and I need to seek god for help.

[wanklover]

Oh dear Mash !! You have sinned !! Hellfire will consume you ha ha ha !!!

[iamnaked]

My mom said it would make my penis bigger.

[garethuk]

My mom said it would make my penis bigger.

She was probably right. Full blown rock hard erections when you're young must give it that bit of stretch. That's my completely unsubstantiated theory anyway

[mash2014]

Oh dear Mash !! You have sinned !! Hellfire will consume you ha ha ha !!!

But I'll masturbate once more.

[wanklover]

My mom said it would make my penis bigger.

She was probably right. Full blown rock hard erections when you're young must give it that bit of stretch. That's my completely unsubstantiated theory anyway

That won't put you off !! If anything it will make you do it more !!

[wanklover]

Oh dear Mash !! You have sinned !! Hellfire will consume you ha ha ha !!!

But I'll masturbate once more.

Great !! go for it !!

[iamnaked]

I had a nice solid seven inches, plenty to satisfy me anyways.
And yes I needed glasses…..

[wanklover]

I had a nice solid seven inches, plenty to satisfy me anyways.
And yes I needed glasses…..

I do need glasses now but of course i'm an oldie and not the young man I used to be !!

[spunkluvr]

Don't know how true it is, but I've read that Mr Kellogg created cornflakes because he thought they would stop boys masturbating.

What was he on???

[randiz69]

Don't know how true it is, but I've read that Mr Kellogg created cornflakes because he thought they would stop boys masturbating.

What was he on???

"An erection is the flagpole on your grave." Actual quote of Kellogg. Thank you for making cocoa krispies but I'm still going to play with my cock everyday! : )

[svengalideck]

Don't know how true it is, but I've read that Mr Kellogg created cornflakes because he thought they would stop boys masturbating.

What was he on???

Must have been cited by a young Hefner in Playboy, because I don't know of any rag pre-1960s that would ask, or print, such a thing....

[spunkluvr]

. . . Thank you for making cocoa krispies but I'm still going to play with my cock everyday! : )

Me too - I'll never stop wanking!