Kinkiest thing you have done?

[svengalideck]

Wearing my gf's nylons in front of her. She ripped them them apart and inserted her mouth on me and a inserted finger in me...OMG!

Yeah sean I had a gf who asked me to put on p/h.
Normal day- she'd get home and if dinner was cooking, she'd have a shower, then lie on bed to rest- except I'd eat her out and she would complain, mockingly. Then after her orgasm(s) one day, she asked me to put on her panty hose (a big thing in this country rather than nylons) before we started fucking for real.

I was a little taken aback at first, but we squeezed me into them (and her in the 'used' ones from the days work) and with charger at the ready, wiped myself against her legs, pussy and chest and then she unwrapped me and pulled hers down sufficiently, I know I got caught up several times, but we both slipped and slid together and had mutual orgasms in under 10 minutes.

Obviously it was back to the showers for both of us
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[svengalideck]

The first MFM threesome with my wife. Watching her take his larger cock in her mouth and then to watch her expression as he slowly slid inside her pussy. We DP'd her as well as DVP.. A very hot time.

Should I be embarrassed about multiple quotes/ responses??
Again very similar situation, except they were a couple. Neighbours, toddlers at home, I used to watch their porn vids with them. One night gf was away and I got drunker than usual and didnt go home. They asked me if I'd join them to DP the wife. She'd given me a bj some time before so knew my size.

I got to bust her anal cherry upon request while she rode him. Like a doggie was I !!
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[svengalideck]

Took my panties off right before a staff meeting at work once. So turned on knowing I was commando in a room full of colleagues who had no idea

Sounds great. No offence, but I wonder, any chance your hormones emanated an aroma to those nearby. I only ask because despite reasons, I have at times an acute olfactory and have, in similar circumstances, watched a tiny girl writhe and wriggle next to me, long bare legs parting ever so slightly, as everyone else in the room studied some boring documentation. I very nearly leaned in and touched her- but as i did I noticed the unmistakeable scent of perfume yes, but also sweet aroused pussy odour. I could have jerked on the spot!

Later I casually visited her desk; she put on the same wriggle and writhe actions and this time parted her legs while I stood looking down at her (I was glad I was wearing microfibre slacks and my arousal became obvious); asked if she'd enjoyed the meeting as much as I did, all she said was as much as you are now.

We went to dinner straight afterwards, then a long slow tease, back to my place and well yes, I got to eat aroused humble pie...

[spunkluvr]

Fucking a melon? (haven't yet)

My partner and I fucked a honeydew melon, ejaculated inside, then cut it up and ate it. Double-spunked melon is delicious!

[golfpro]

1. I've answered before, but another couple just occurred to me. When I was really young probably around 12 I would put on my mothers nylons, garter belt and heels and jack my cock off with another one of her nylons.
2. WHen I was about the same age, I could wedge myself cross ways in the bath tub while taking a bath and suck my own cock while finger fucking myself in the ass and jacking it until I came in my mouth. My mother was home at the time, never caught me, but she DID catch me jacking off under the bath faucet once.
3. Just did this one recently, on my hands and knees on end of the bed while my wife milks my cock from behind while fucking my ass with one of her extra large vibrators. Amazing orgasm.

[svengalideck]

1. I've answered before, ...
3. Just did this one recently, on my hands and knees on end of the bed while my wife milks my cock from behind while fucking my ass with one of her extra large vibrators. Amazing orgasm.

Lets hope she doesnt move to a driver!
sv-

[lestathunter]

funstuff66 wrote:
> I went to a Cross Dressing Ball once many years ago. It was for fun and
> giggles in a social club I attended from time to time. All of the women had
> to dress like men and all of the men like women right down to the under
> garments. I had a cool female friend do the make up and dress up. We ended
> up fooling around when I was getting dressed. She was looking at me in
> women's under wear making delightfully disgusting remarks. The most fun
> I've ever had sober.
Nice!!

[iamnaked]

I started some casual flirting with a nice looking seventy four year old woman. After a while she started flirting back.
We got naked and did sixty nine on the living room floor to the delight of her husband.
He loved watching us. Then one day I helped him get naked and down on the floor and we did sixty nine while she watched.
He couldn’t get hard but he sure had fun. And sucking a softy wasn’t bad at all. I got a little out of him.
I was twenty years old and tan all over. I had them both several times.

[mash2014]

goodniteswearer89 wrote:
> Kinkiest thing I have done is take a pair of my sisters underwear along
> with one of her bras and one of her skirts and I would wear all of them and
> I would stuff the bra so it felt like I had boobs I would also wear the
> skirt and bra with a diaper on underneath the skirt and rub myself till I
> came. I would also have to say another one of the kinkiest things I have
> done is suck my brothers dick and jerk him off while I was wearing a
> diaper. I even once convinced him to wear a diaper but he didn’t like it.


About 40 years ago on a Halloween, I dressed as a woman. I am over 6’1” and my friend was 5’9” so she let me use her clothes, panties, bra, blouse, and skirt. She put lipstick on me. During the night, I felt very horney After the party, we went back to her house and since I was so horny I masturbated with her panties on. Later, she helped me out of her clothes and cleaned me the lipstick, then I dressed up in my clothes and went home. A couple of days later she told me she was using the panties I had used and had not washed them. We were friends and although we've seen each other naked, nothing has happened between us. We've kept in contact and every time we see each other she will tease me saying she knew of a very sexy woman.

[strokerjim]

I’m such a fucking perv, it’s hard to narrow it down to just one thing, so here are a top few:

In college, a bunch of us ended up passing out and crashing at this one girl’s apartment. We were all crashed on couches and the floor in the living room and she passed out alone in her bedroom. In the middle of the night, I woke up horny so I snuck into her room and jacked off while watching her sleep. I blew my load on her face and then went back to bed. She never even stirred and didn’t say a thing about it the next day. She was either too embarrassed or so hungover that she didn’t notice.

There was a smoking hot girl that lived in my apartment complex when I was single. Not sure why I found it a turn on to do this, but for months I would go out late at night, get into her car and masturbate. She never locked her car door. I would proceed to blow my load on her seat and then pull up my pants and go back to my apartment. I bet I did this 20 or 25 times. Even in the dark I could see the evidence of my past loads on her cloth seats so I can’t imagine why she didn’t. Or if she did, why didn’t she clean it up and then keep her car locked going forward? The final time I did it, just as I climbed out of her car, she came out the door of the building. She didn’t even see me as I quickly headed in another direction. It was a close call though and I never did it again after that. I’ll always wonder if she finally noticed my cum since it was fresh and wet that time and there was a lot of it.

When I was in college I worked in a clothing store. Once on a break, I heard two of my hot co-workers talking about vibrators when they didn’t realize I was listening. The one girl told the other that she always kept a small one in her purse just in case. As soon as I had the opportunity, I grabbed her purse from the lockers (which didn’t lock) where we put our personal possessions and took it into the restroom with me. I found the vibrator (one of those little ones about the size of a tube of lip sick) and sniffed it and sucked on it. Then I used some hand lotion that was in her purse and lubed up my asshole. I turned on the little vibe and stuck it in my ass while I masturbated. I came in less than a minute with a very intense orgasm and blew my load right into her purse. After that, I cleaned everything up (except for some of the cum inside the purse) and went back to work. I still get off all these years later thinking about that little hottie sticking that thing in herself that had been in my ass.

Like I said, I’m a major fucking pervert.

[wheelboy2]

Hmm lots but this one "comes" to mind. I masturbated into a glass of straight rum that I was sipping and I ejaculated into it. I swirled it around and kept on sipping it - until it was all gone of course.

[Sean1969]

Had a GF that wanted me to dress up in nylons for her. But the catch was , that it was her younger daughters nylons.
I did as she wanted, and less than 5 minutes later...she ripped the crotch out and sucked the smooth one

[drippingcee]

I have placed my nipple clamps on and then gone to the grocery story, walking around doing the “normal” shopping while being stimulated. Only to get home and use my built-up arousal for some lovely play.

[garethuk]

I have placed my nipple clamps on and then gone to the grocery story, walking around doing the “normal” shopping while being stimulated. Only to get home and use my built-up arousal for some lovely play.

Ha! I've done this too, but only in winter when a jumper hides a myriad of sins. I'm working up to shopping with a butt plug now, wearing it around the house to get good control of it.

[steelydon]

Hmm lots but this one "comes" to mind. I masturbated into a glass of straight rum that I was sipping and I ejaculated into it. I swirled it around and kept on sipping it - until it was all gone of course.

See my technique here wheelboy https://www.solotouch.com/story/tasting-your-own-cum-70276#gsc.tab=0
I used to have pics of the process up here too until all the pics were removed, sadly!

[wheelboy2]

Hmm lots but this one "comes" to mind. I masturbated into a glass of straight rum that I was sipping and I ejaculated into it. I swirled it around and kept on sipping it - until it was all gone of course.

See my technique here wheelboy https://www.solotouch.com/story/tasting-your-own-cum-70276#gsc.tab=0
I used to have pics of the process up here too until all the pics were removed, sadly!

I followed your link and read your story. Awesome! I haven't masturbated into my rum for quite a while. I should do it again. Many times I smear my pre-come on my lips so I can taste it after masturbating.

[Sean1969]

self pleasure with you kinky mate is a wonderful thing

[mdbaterguy]

Same.

Couldn't possibly say on an open forum.

[iamnaked]

Same.

Couldn't possibly say on an open forum.

Hahahaha !

[Sean1969]

i let my step mom shave me smooth, Felt amazing, and then she asked me to shave her ..i couldn't object.
Both walk around naked and smooth on both of us. We watch each other masturbate,..so hot