F*****g Furniture

[iammmd55]

For the gusys: have you ever masturbated by having “sex”’with a bed, couch, chair or other piece of furniture? I don’t mean just laying down on your bed and rubbing against the mattress or comforter but actually screwing a piece of furniture: going between the mattress & boxspring, or between the seat cushion and frame of a couch or chair, or between the cushions of the couch, chair or recliner?

If so, did you just do it as a teen, or as an adult, too? (Or maybe you didn’t try it until you were grown?)

And… was it YOUR furniture or someone else’s?

[wanklover]

I have answered something like this before when another person asked about it. When I was around 14 to 15 years old I discovered that if I knelt on the floor facing the side of my bed & pushed my cock when stiff & hard downwards until it was horizontal, It would be at just the right height to push it between the base of my bed and the mattress. I started humping my bed quite often, it gave me very powerful orgasm's and I shot my load there. I never did it anywhere else & it came back to haunt me when the bed needed replacing as when we took the mattress off there was clearly cum stains to be seen. No one said anything though !!

[rosco1]

I like to place my cock on the bathroom bench top and rub it along, watching it in the mirror. I loved watching my cock in the mirror and see it cum.

[effinjeff1965]

There was one time when I was home alone that I tried to "fuck" my parents' bed by getting down on my knees and sticking my dick between their mattress and box spring. At first it didn't work at all, but I got a plastic sandwich bag and squirted lotion in it and stuck it between the box spring and mattress and stuck my dick in it and thrust into it. I was able to cum from that, which was pretty cool--and a little surprising, but the prep and clean up didn't seem worth it, so I never did it again, that I remember.

I was thinking it was when I was college-aged since my memory was of doing it in their bedroom in the house we moved to right after I graduated from high school, but they got a waterbed when we moved there, so I wouldn't think I could stick my dick in it since it wasn't a regular mattress and box spring. That makes me think I did it shortly after we moved and before they got the waterbed, so I would have been 17. If they got a waterbed, it might explain why I didn't do it other than the one time, though I suppose I could have done it on my own bed or my sister's bed. Since I did it on my parents' bed, it makes me think that some of the thrill for me must have been that it was their bed.

After they got the waterbed, I do remember jacking off in it when no one was home just to see what that would be like. I don't remember liking it all that much.

[steelydon]

Over the years, when horny enough, I've stuck my cock in almost anything that's about the right size. In the furniture line that includes between mattress and base and between cushion and couch but also hard-back dining style chairs. I remember one with a hole so perfectly sized and rounded off that it must have been made for the purpose. Another had slats spaced just right to grip my cock.