A man hears a knock at the door and when he answers it there’s a woman standing with a clipboard who asked him if he could answer some questions for her. He nodded and said yes and smiling the woman started asking him the questions.
“ How often do you have sex?” She asked
“Oh, about once or twice a week”, he replied.
How often do you masturbate?
“ Oh, about once or twice a week”, he replied again.
“ Do you ever dream of having sex and if you do, how many times a week?”
“Yes, yes I do and avout once or twice a week”, he replies.
“And what of those three do you prefer?”
“Definitely the dreams”, he says enthusiastically
“The dreams”, she questions, “ and why is that?”
“ I meet a better class of people” he replies quickly.
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Six dwarves in the bath feeling happy…….so Happy got out.
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Did you hear about the gay cowboy?
Rode into town and shot up the sheriff.
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Minnie Mouse is in court to get a divorce from Mickey.
The judge aske what are the grounds for a divorce and she tells him.
The judge shakes his head and tells her that she can’t divorce him because he was being a bit silly and crazy.
And Minnie replies , “ what I said was he’s FUCKING Goofy!”
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Went to the doctors for an examination yesterday and he told me I had to stop masturbating.
Why? I asked angrily.
Because I’m trying to examine you!
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What’s the worse thing about been told you’ve got Alzheimers?
It’s not the first time you’ve been told
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