Automatic Sperm Extractor

[mrhandy]

Why didn't I invent this?

http://www.iflscience.com/technology/au ... e-hospital

[muscllejunkjack]

Damn! Wish I could have seen the video. It has been removed. It coincides with my invention this week. Actually, I have walked past the device in my workshop a lot of times. My wet/dry vac. Put my cock in the hose and it felt great. Pull back a bit and the air flutters and you can feel your head knocking against the sides of the hose. GRRR! I was literally getting "Hoovered" and soon viens were popping and my tool was fully filling up the entry way at the base. I thought of my Fleshlight, but I gave to my neighbor to use. But I had another Masturbator, automatic I bought but never used cause I couldn't fit into it. I pulled out the insert, which is very much like the fleshlight's inserted in the hose hose and held it so it wouldn't get suck through. Fortunately the overlap was sufficient to hold the insert. I fucked the shit out of it....though of calling my neighbor over for a go at it...but left that to the furture. Wanted to get all the kinks out!

[spunkluvr]

. . . My wet/dry vac. Put my cock in the hose and it felt great. Pull back a bit and the air flutters and you can feel your head knocking against the sides of the hose. GRRR! I was literally getting "Hoovered" and soon viens were popping and my tool was fully filling up the entry way at the base.

My cock has been "hoovered" many, many times - the most powerful suck I've ever known. I leave my prick in the hose until it's sucked all the spunk out of me.

[squeezenblast]

. . . My wet/dry vac. Put my cock in the hose and it felt great. Pull back a bit and the air flutters and you can feel your head knocking against the sides of the hose. GRRR! I was literally getting "Hoovered" and soon viens were popping and my tool was fully filling up the entry way at the base.

Oh fuck yeah.... love vacuum suck jobs. Also sometimes use a orbital sander (with no sandpaper of course)

My cock has been "hoovered" many, many times - the most powerful suck I've ever known. I leave my prick in the hose until it's sucked all the spunk out of me.

[squeezenblast]

Damn! Wish I could have seen the video. It has been removed. It coincides with my invention this week. Actually, I have walked past the device in my workshop a lot of times. My wet/dry vac. Put my cock in the hose and it felt great. Pull back a bit and the air flutters and you can feel your head knocking against the sides of the hose. GRRR! I was literally getting "Hoovered" and soon viens were popping and my tool was fully filling up the entry way at the base. I thought of my Fleshlight, but I gave to my neighbor to use. But I had another Masturbator, automatic I bought but never used cause I couldn't fit into it. I pulled out the insert, which is very much like the fleshlight's inserted in the hose hose and held it so it wouldn't get suck through. Fortunately the overlap was sufficient to hold the insert. I fucked the shit out of it....though of calling my neighbor over for a go at it...but left that to the furture. Wanted to get all the kinks out!

Fuck me i want a neighbour like that

[oldfan]

Here is a link to the video: https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=chinese+sperm+extractor+machine+video&cvid=f126856da053400a95fac67f7e1794e1&gs_lcrp=EgRlZGdlKgYIABBFGDkyBggAEEUYOdIBCTEwNzUyajBqMagCALACAQ&PC=LCTS&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dchinese%2bsperm%2bextractor%2bmachine%2bvideo%26cvid%3df126856da053400a95fac67f7e1794e1%26gs_lcrp%3dEgRlZGdlKgYIABBFGDkyBggAEEUYOdIBCTEwNzUyajBqMagCALACAQ%26FORM%3dANNTA1%26PC%3dLCTS&mmscn=vwrc&mid=427972B6667EE46A11B5427972B6667EE46A11B5&FORM=WRVORC&ntb=1&msockid=400a79ca046f11f0b8074d4d9da50a96

Now, where can I buy one of these!

[jeep]

At a mere $13K, this sounds like a bargain!

Reminds me of a really childish joke from my misbegotten youth (say 57 years ago):

Some guy was waking down the street when someone stepped out from behind a billboard and said, “Psst! Want to try something that feels really good?”

“Sure,” said the guy.

Billboard guy said, “Pull out your cock and stick it in this line of holes. But I warn you, don’t stick it in the last hole, whatever you do!”

The guy pulled out his cock and inserted it in turn into each hole. The hot, wet pleasure was really intense and got stronger as he moved down the line of holes.

The guy thought, “What the hell. Each hole feels better and better..I’m gonna go for the last hole.”

He plugged in his cock, passed out, and woke up two weeks later in the hospital.

“Man, what happened?” said the guy.

The doctor replied, “You were warned not to stick your cock into the last hole.”

“I know,” said the guy. “But what was so special about the last hole?”

The doctor responded, “It was an automatic milking machine that doesn’t stop until it gets five quarts.”
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I’ll see myself out.