Naughtiest thing you ever done?

[lexington]

Go ahead, enjoy yourself. Nobody cares.

[masterbationguru]

Childhood female friend became best friends with my wife when we were adults. She had been in love with me as a teen. Over the 10years I was married I secretly had all kinds of fun with my friend.

One bright and sunny summer day around noon I was sprawled out on the couch, home alone, dick in hand... Strokin... *car door* "Who could that... Eh, everyone is at work. No worries." Strokin... *Front Door Opens* a double "Oh shit" and the door slams "sorry sorry I'll come back". I yelled, "Andrea. Just come in." She comes in,"you've seen it before. Do you just wanna watch?" She did. I may have even cum in her mouth.

Same girl.

We would always have people over to drink. My wife wasn't a smoker. But Andrea and I were. Every time we smoked alone together while drinking, she'd jerk me off. Just feet away from my wife.

But the worst one, the most immoral (and hottest) was the day that I told my wife I had been having an affair (not with Andrea) and that I was leaving her. She swiftly called her "BFF" Andrea to come talk to me. We stood in my backyard on the deck (just 10... Ft... Away... From my wife... Crying on her sons shoulder... And we talked. And I jerked off slowly for 45min finally cumming in her hand. She promptly slurped it all down.

[stroker669]

Gave a coworker a blowjob !

[bk60]

Doing a gig at a biker bar. On my break took a pretty blonde to the back bathroom where she gave me a blow job. It was the hottest thing I had done up to that time, Then I bent her over the sink, lifted her dress and pulled down her panties and fucked her from behind. Sooo nice. We kissed and left the bathroom. I did the rest of my gig and never saw her again.

[hotbabekim]

I can think of many.

For starters I once masturbated (although I didn’t climax) whilst looking out of my bedroom window at my dad who was mowing the lawn.

I was around 15. Just my PJ’s on. I used to press my groin against the hot radiator and get off. This one Sunday morning I got out of bed and went to the window to have a ‘tingle’ (as I called it back then). Dad appeared in the front garden and fired up the mower. I stood there rubbing against the hot rad edging an orgasm whilst nonchalantly looking at dad cutting the grass.

He spotted me and kept pulling faces making me laugh (as he always did). I could have allowed myself to come but I didn’t, maybe because I knew it was wrong.

[toesucker17]

One night many many years ago at a party, everyone was asleep but I was still awake on the floor near a couch, when I heard my friend start having sex with her boyfriend on the couch. I'm not necessarily proud of this but I stripped naked and masturbated listening to them, cumming on myself before falling asleep. A few hours later I woke up and it was morning, they were asleep and her bare tits were totally exposed. So I masturbated again looking at her.

Funny enough about 4 years later she and I ended up being fuckbuddies for awhile. And I never told her

[iamnaked]

I did this many times, a few of my friends that were with me always kept an eye on me and the two times the police did come along they would take control of me saying I was drunk and they would get me home safe.
One time I was alone I got arrested.

I’d go to rock concerts and half way through the show I’d go to the restroom, strip naked and stuff my clothes under the garbage bag in the trash can. Then walk right back into the crowd naked. It was always a hit and the best part was having to walk out when it was over. And finding your car.
I was fearless when I was a teenager.

The time I got arrested doing this, I was handcuffed, put in a van with a bunch of drunk people. The laughter was extremely intoxicating.
I was left naked in a cell with seven other guys till morning then they let me call my mom. I didn’t tell her to bring clothes. So I went home naked with her.

[anitacosmolover]

I was particularly horny one day down at the lake. I pulled into the parking area and stripped off and poured Johnson's baby lotion all over myself - it's a creamy pink color and the texture of cream and smells divine! So I was by my car covered in this pink lotion and I put on one of my pink silk slips and grabbed some Cosmo magazines to walk with. I headed down the bike track as it's less frequented. I was walking along masturbating and decided, stuff it I'm going to walk nude so I pulled the silk slip off. No sooner did I do this, I saw a cyclist in the distance coming towards me. I thought stuff it, I won't cover up and stayed naked thinking he'd cycle past. He didn't but slowed and stayed maybe 50 feet behind me. I started to walk back to the park thinking what the fuck do I do now! I eventually put the slip back on and kept walking to the park. He kept following - ARGH!

So I ducked into the pathway to the lake - he followed and I thought better of going directly to my car, so double backed past him onto the path around the lake. I picked up pace, jumped off the main path into the bushes as I knew there was another grass path by the water. He waited at the entrance to the lake walk. My only option was then to walk right around the lake and hope he'd move on in the meantime. It meant I had to walk all that distance around the lake in full view of any others walking around the lake, but that's what I'd gotten myself into. It was scary and yet exciting at the same time as I was covered in delicious pink baby lotion and wearing nothing more than a short hot pink silk slip and carrying a armful of Cosmo's!

I made my way around the lake and ducked into some bushes hoping he'd eventually give up looking for me. Ducking my head out there was a guy sitting on a ride on mower not that far away - damn it! So I waited a little longer until he continued mowing in another area. Next I had to walk past the main car park - I just had to do it. Luckily no one appeared to see nor notice me - if they did, they did nothing about it. It's not like I was naked at that point - just wearing a very skimpy silk slip! I eventually made it back near to my car and could see he was gone - or maybe hiding. I ran to my car - he had gone. Some people walking did notice me running. I think my penis and balls were flapping around a bit as I was running - opp's, sorry people! I wasn't purposely intending to expose myself to people as there were few people about. It's just my fetish head took over from my rational head. Whilst it was amazing doing this, I could have been caught as he could have called the police, so not good! I will always remember my time running around the lake covered in pink baby lotion and a hot pink silk slip!

[bihuman2]

I had a live in girl friend in the early 80’s. We had a party at my house to celebrate a promotion. After the party to young men stayed to help clean up the mess. The gf was drunk and passed out on the floor. The young guys helped me get her up and on the bed. I watched one of them and could clearly see his cock pushing on his pants. I started undressing her and they both stood there. It wasn’t long and she was nude and the guys were just staring at her. I suggested we all get naked and guck her. We lifted her hips and placed a pillow under her hips. I let the youngest(18) fuck her first, he didn’t last very long but he stayed hard. Long story short we all took turns fucking her. I admit I did it just so I could watch. I had fun taking their cocks in my hand and placing them in her pussy. The next morning she asked about all the dried cum in her hair. I just smiled.

[iamnaked]

Just yesterday I took viagra and left the house naked with no clothes on or with me in car, nothing, not even floor mats to cover myself.
As soon as the viagra started working I pulled in a super large thrift store and it was busy.
I walked in and up to the counter naked and hard with my hands down by my sides. The two women were smiling and staring at me as I told them I lost my clothes skinny dipping in the river.
I politely asked for permission to come in and shop for clothes.
The older lady, about sixty, came out from behind the counter and said to follow her.
I did, she led me to a dressing room, unlocked it and said, “In you go, what’s your waistline size”
She returned and knocked handing me a pair of boxer shorts.
She said I could go shop now.
With quite a tent I took my time and found shorts, T shirt and flip flops.
There were several women at the check out counter, I could tell they were all gossiping about me, Al smiles because they All saw me naked and now I was standing at the counter still in only the boxer shorts, still hard and tenting while I paid for the clothes.
I put them all on right there and left.
I looked back, all smiles.
They had a donation box outside.
I walked to it and tossed everything in then walked back to my car.
They ladies inside all watched me do this. I waved as I got in my car.
The sixty year old waved back.

[strokerjim]

I’m such a fucking perv, it’s hard to narrow it down to just one thing, so here are a top few:

In college, a bunch of us ended up passing out and crashing at this one girl’s apartment. We were all crashed on couches and the floor in the living room and she passed out alone in her bedroom. In the middle of the night, I woke up horny so I snuck into her room and jacked off while watching her sleep. I blew my load on her face and then went back to bed. She never even stirred and didn’t say a thing about it the next day. She was either too embarrassed or so hungover that she didn’t notice.

There was a smoking hot girl that lived in my apartment complex when I was single. Not sure why I found it a turn on to do this, but for months I would go out late at night, get into her car and masturbate. She never locked her car door. I would proceed to blow my load on her seat and then pull up my pants and go back to my apartment. I bet I did this 20 or 25 times. Even in the dark I could see the evidence of my past loads on her cloth seats so I can’t imagine why she didn’t. Or if she did, why didn’t she clean it up and then keep her car locked going forward? The final time I did it, just as I climbed out of her car, she came out the door of the building. She didn’t even see me as I quickly headed in another direction. It was a close call though and I never did it again after that. I’ll always wonder if she finally noticed my cum since it was fresh and wet that time and there was a lot of it.

When I was in college I worked in a clothing store. Once on a break, I heard two of my hot co-workers talking about vibrators when they didn’t realize I was listening. The one girl told the other that she always kept a small one in her purse just in case. As soon as I had the opportunity, I grabbed her purse from the lockers (which didn’t lock) where we put our personal possessions and took it into the restroom with me. I found the vibrator (one of those little ones about the size of a tube of lip sick) and sniffed it and sucked on it. Then I used some hand lotion that was in her purse and lubed up my asshole. I turned on the little vibe and stuck it in my ass while I masturbated. I came in less than a minute with a very intense orgasm and blew my load right into her purse. After that, I cleaned everything up (except for some of the cum inside the purse) and went back to work. I still get off all these years later thinking about that little hottie sticking that thing in herself that had been in my ass.

Like I said, I’m a major fucking pervert.

[don111]

do you like it when a man cums inside you and then eats it out of you?

i like eating other mens cum out of the wife

[don111]

rubbing my cock over sisters bald pussy, always regretted that I didn't penetrate though!

[hiimdave]

I used to let my grandmas poodle pick my asshole while I played with my cock all the time growing up, when I was in my early teens I talked my niece into letting the doggy lick her pussy. I still get hard thinking about it to this day

[anat2nas]

Brought back happy memories for me. Except it wasn’t my niece but another family member. Still gets me hard thinking about it!!

[iamnaked]

Yep,
strokerjim is “Perv Elite”
Ya git’s my vote!

[iamnaked]

At my Apartment complex we threw a keg party at the pool.
About 75 people, three kegs plus hard liquor and pot. A real get drunk and naked in the pool party. About half got naked. I was first of course.
I walked a way too drunk naked woman of about fourty to her apartment but left her clothes at the party. I put her in her bed then went back to the party and walked a way way too drunk 17 or maybe 18 year old naked girl to the same apartment. I managed to get her naked passed out butt in the same bed.
The first one was out cold and snoring, LoL
I crawled my naked ass into the bed right between them and passed out.
The next morning when we all woke up they were in freak out mode.
They didn’t remember much.
I convinced them both the older one and I fucked while the young one watched then the two of them had lesbian sex while I watched.
It was about 10 am, I walked naked back to the pool. Got my clothes and theirs. Took them back to the apartment to two freaked out hung over women who I just met.
I never got around to telling them I pranked them.

[oneofthem]

I have had sex with family members of all ages, sex with friends, sex with co-workers, sex with strangers.

All those experiences were at work, home, park, beach, public places...

I love it

[torola]

I used to let my grandmas poodle pick my asshole while I played with my cock all the time growing up, when I was in my early teens I talked my niece into letting the doggy lick her pussy. I still get hard thinking about it to this day

I did something similar with our family dog a few times as a young kid. I let him lick my hard boy dick several times. I think it was just exploration and curiosity, but it definitely felt good and was exciting as a boy. I never thought about getting my hole licked, but damn I bet that felt good

[wheelboy2]

I've masturbated two dogs in my lifetime.