Back in my younger days, and still ocassionally, when I take a shower and feel the need to piss, I will sometimes point my cock upward and pee all over my chest and face, if the stream reaches that far. It was funny, the other day my brother ( who has no idea of any of my fetishes or activities) sai...

I wished I would have read this before I posted my avatar. I have now changed my avatar, and I hope it is acceptable. No picture of anything, just a great slogan.

I cant believe that American Pie and There's Something About Mary hasnt been mentioned.

May is National Masturbation Month and either the 7th or the 28th is National Masturbation day. In order to observe these dates, I am masturbating at least once a day every day this month and on the 7th and 28th, I will be masturbating from the moment I awake until the moment I go to sleep. fz.jpeg ...

That would be them. Carly was so hot. I wish she would resurface somewhere, especially in porn, but I guess that is asking too much.

My job back in the 80's-90's was all about travelling. I lived in hotels for 20 years. One unwritten code I always followed was to leave a newer porn mag under the dresser in the room. Usually, you would pull out the bottom drawer and drop a mag below it and then replace the drawer. Several times I ...

I retired at an early age (42) and ever since, I have much more time on my hands, which leads to much more things in my hands. :lol: But yeah, at 50, I am more horny now than I ever was, even hornier when I first discovered masturbation as a kid. I guess it is true what they say about the older you ...

Even into the 70's when I first started to masturbate, Sears and Montgomery Ward catalogs were big for me as my parents never had any Playboys or anything like that.

My fav genre is classic rock, and also blues. Also New Age Music. Classic rock- Wishbone Ash Camel Journey- first 3 albums before crooner Steve Perry Allman Bros. Genesis before Phil Collins Pink Floyd Eric Clapton Pat Travers Robin Trower Ted Nugent etc etc Blues- BB King Joe Bonamassa Albert Colli...

Cheryl Ladd, especially the Angels episode where she was on the boat and in a bikini. That episode and picture probably caused more stains in my sheets than any other.




And this one as well

Carly Foulkes- she was the T-Mobile girl in the red dress who then went to leather before T-Mobile let her go. I would always get a woody when I saw her.

Masiela Lusha- she was Carmen on the George Lopez show. She was one I always wished that would go into porn. She always gave me wood.

A month or so ago, I bought me a Doc Johnson remote control vibrating anal plug from Amazon.com($22). Was surprised to see that they sold such things. Along with that I bought an 8 oz bottle of Slippery Stuff gel ($9) and 60 Crown Condoms ($8). Total was $39 which got me free shipping. :D The remote...

There have been several, all of them being waterfalls and creeks. Most erotic place ever was Waterfall Highway in Oregon between Roseburg and Crater Lake. In a 200 mile stretch, 10 waterfalls all within a 1/4 mile walk from the road. Got toally naked under 4 of them and just let the water do the wor...

I hope that mentioning certain stars of today is allowed. I say this as I have not yet to see any names mentioned. If I err, then I am sorry and will gladly accept any punishment that you want to give me. :o But seriously, I am not into that punishment stuff. I hate videos of bondage and other mean ...

When I started as a kid, it was 3 times a day or more. Into my 20's probably 2 times a day or more. Into my 30's, once a day or less, yes less. Into my 40's, twice a day or more. :o Now, just sarting my 50's, I am up to 3 times a day or more. I think I have a good explanation for all of this though....

I have swallowed it on many occasions, mainly because I was edging and really wasnt ready to cum, but when I accidentaly went to far :lol: I had to cum in a place I didnt mean to, and that was in my hand, and then I quickly licked it up. There have been times when I have came on a picture, and then ...

There are mainly 2 things that arouse me the most. Hold on, let me make that three things, and I will explain. First and foremost is video. I watch a lot of porn on tube sites, and I like many genres with my most favorite being strapon, followed by anal, followed by anything with a delicious cumshot...

All I want is for it to be real. I dont like anyone over doing it. And I dont like no sound at all. But anything from a slight sounding pant to a loud moan is good, just as long as it is real.

I use condoms for masturbating almost always nowadays. I am now pretty much a dedicated humper as opposed to using my hand. I have a soft blanket I like to fold into a square and then I will position myself so that the head of my cock will go over the edge of the blanket on the forward thrust and co...

I chose masturbation and here is my reasoning. When I want to have fun, I will masturbate and edge for several hours at a time. I still have yet to find a woman who will want to go for several hours at a time. Usually they will want maybe 30-60 minutes and then they are done. Also, when masturbating...