How did it happen? What was it like? How did you deal with the odor?

I'd love to roleplay with an older person, any gender, 50+, where they give me a bath in tomato juice like I'd just gotten sprayed by a skunk. And the whole time, they tease me about how bad I stink, how long I'm going to stink, and how I should have known better than to piss off a skunk. If there's...

Have you ever been sprayed by a skunk? What was it like?