I used to travel quite a bit on business. Around 11:00 p.m. I would stroke while on my bed. As I was doing this I would call a female coworker's voicemail, and describe a lovemaking session between her and me -- in detail -- always timing it so that I would shoot my load before I hung up. When I wou...

Carly Simon has been my choice for about 40 years. Mmmmmmm......