The wildest masturbation memory I have is a day that I skipped school. Everything was fine until my mom came home. I had to hide fast so I hid in the closet. I couldn't shut it all the way because she was walking in the door and it would have been too loud. I watched as she sat in the living room and popped a dvd into the player. It was a porno.
She hiked up her skirt and began fingering herself. I just pulled my penis out and stroked it as I watched my mom bringing herself off. I didn't last long at all. She took herself to orgasm and I was actually turned on by her moans.
She stayed a while longer, grabbed some food and left. I'm sure I will never forget that day or ever experience anything wilder than that.