I guess I was around 13 years old and discovering the enjoyment of playing with my dick at night under the covers. I had not ejaculated yet. I knew something would come out my pee hole that was white and creamy someday, but it had not happened yet. One night while I was squirming and stroking under the covers my Mother walked in on me and she could see movement under the covers from the hall light that shone into my room. She walked up to my bed and asked me what I was doing and said that I shouldn't be doing that to myself as I would make a mess of my bed linens. She then turned and left my room leaving the door open. A short time later I had my first ejaculation and it was amazing. I did it every night for a week not knowing that my semen would be crusty and spot my bed linens. When my Mother did my laundry later that week she discovered the crusty cum on my sheets and confronted me. I told her that what I was doing felt really good and that I enjoyed jacking off and that there was nothing she could do to make me stop. As a result she took my allowance away and that is when I got my newspaper route and met Carl. Years later when I was about 17 years old I had a personal vibrator that had a cup that fit perfectly on the head of your dick. One Saturday morning around 11:00am she opened my bedroom door to tell me to get out of bed. To her suprise I had the vibrator on the head of my dick and she saw my cum bubbling out from underneath the cup on the head of my dick. She just shook her head and closed the door. I thought to myself that she should have had more respect for my privacy. She thought otherwise and told me she was tired of doing that kind of "dirty" laundry and picking up crusty socks from the floor and under my bed. About six months later I got home from a date at about 11:30pm and thought I would tell my Mom and Dad that I was home. As I opened their bedroom door I realized my Dad was on top of Mom with her legs spread wide apart with her feet up in the air. She was moaning and he was grunting and the odor in the room smelled really taint. I just closed the door and went to my room thinking she was not as prudish as I had thought.