I never knew that wearing novelty underwear could be so fun!
Last night I went shopping at our local mall. The mall is rather big with name brand stores, and the well-known 'Spencer's Gifts.' Spencer's is known for its odd collection of black lights, gag gifts, crude jokes, dildos and a small variety of novelty underwear for men. Of course they had the traditional elephant underwear where your cock sticks in the elephant's trunk, and the tux thong with the tux tails in the back and a bow tie on the front, but the one that really caught my attention-and the attention of almost everyone who passed by it-was the Mr. Nose Novelty Bikini Briefs.
Mr. Nose is simply a black pair of bikini briefs with googely eyes on the top resting on your pubes and a felt set of lips below where your balls are. And right in the middle under the eyes and over the mouth is a cock-sized hole so his nose (your cock) can stick through it.
Well, once I saw this I knew I had to add it to my collection, so I walked right up through the crowd of people and picked one off the shelf. I looked at the sizing, which was one size fits most, which was a bit discouraging since I had no idea of knowing for sure whether it would fit. But I bought it anyway and walked out into the mall, bag in hand. I walked to the nearest restroom facility. I usually freeball, so all I had to do was step out of my pants and slide Mr. Nose on. I pulled his 'nose' through and slid the bikini briefs up. Sigh of relief-they were a PERFECT FIT !
I got a boner right then and there. Turns out Mr. Nose might have been a close relation to Pinocchio. LOL. But it was so hot to see my cock sticking out like that. I knew I didn't want to jerk off yet cause I wanted to save my cum so I pulled up my pants and walked out of the restroom. I kept getting hardons all night as I continued to shop. And believe me, the wet spot forming on my jeans was more than noticeable!
I just got home a few minutes ago, so I rushed into my room and pulled my pants down to see Mr. Nose at his old familiar length ready to be satisfied. I took my cock in my hands and I jerked it for all its worth. Before long I had an orgasm so hard it knocked the breath out of me. It was amazing. I love my 'Mr. Nose.' I am sitting here now wearing him with my cum all over my chest but Mr. Nose is still standing, ready for another go!
I highly recommend you guys try a pair of these. For only 12 dollars it was worth it. It adds excitement to my masturbation sessions so just imagine how your wife will react! She will enjoy playing with Mr. Nose just as much as I did!
Happy jackin' and jillin,