Has anyone else noticed how much a plain glazed donut from Krispy Kreme resembles a cute little female body part? One of the things I like to treat myself to is a little jerk off session with some warm fresh donuts. I'll go to the store and pick up three or four fresh plain glazed donuts and one cream filled donut with chocolate icing. They're still warm by the time I get home and strip naked in the kitchen. I take the cream filled one and open it up a little more where they put the cream filling in and then set it aside. By now my cock is nice and hard so I take one of the glazed donuts and slowly slide it down over my cock. The hole is the perfect size not too loose and not to tight. The natural heat from my throbbing cock melts the icing into a creamy nice lube. I'll stroke it up and down as long as I can before it eventually falls apart. Then I switch off to another one. Usually by the last one my cock is covered with slick, sweet glazed icing and I'm ready to blow. I'll quickly grab the cream filled donut and slide my cock into the creamy middle and pump my cum inside it. Once I'm done I've got an nice cum and cream filled treat. My cum adds a little bit of a salty taste that makes it sweet and savory. If I'm really horny I can stroke my newly frosted cock again. Just add a little bit of spit or water to make the icing slick again and away you go. You can lick the cum and frosting off afterwards too.
I see some comments from other guys that ejaculate in their own mouths, so are there any out there that play with foods or have any other kinky way to enjoy their seed?