Haha, I love this site!!!
While my parents were out, I was stuck babysitting my little brother(don't even get the idea I did something nasty with him). I sent him to his room so I could look at 'stuff' and read this site. Not long after, I was extremely horny, and wanting to do something about it. I went to my room looking for objects I could use, but none were sufficient. I quickly rummaged through my brothers toys in his toybox while he went to get a cookie in the kitchen. I went back to my room, with his plastic screwdriver. I sat myself down on the floor leaning against my bed.
I pulled down my pants and panties and attempted to stick the back of it in my already wet hole. It strethed my hole, I winced in pain. After a couple of painful strokes it started to feel like nothing else. The hard plastic grip felt like a bunch of mini bubbles rubbing agaist my wet insides. I saw a shadow outside my door and took the toy out and flung it across the room. Did my pants up as fast as humanly known and stood. My little brother came in and said 'Dylan, why were you crying?'
'I'm not crying, honn.'
'Okay' and he turned to leave, but before exiting he said 'Why is my screwdriver on your floor' and before I could explain he went over to it and picked it up. He released it quickly. 'EWW! Dylan, what did you put on it??'
'Um...' I said thinking quickly. 'Glue. I put glue on it.' Obviously satisfied with my response, he left to wash his hands.
Later that night when my parents came home, my brother said I had put glue on his favourite screwdriver. I had a lot of explaining to do, but they still don't know I masturbate on a regular basis.