Greetings. My name is Rob Smallman. This is going to sound weird and it is.
Sometimes when I shake hot white coconuts from the vainy love tree, I like to think about cutting women open and shoving my penis into the incision. That gets me really horny. I am a surgeon and when in the operating theatre, I really have to restrain myself.
I also sometimes like to imagine I am playing a keyboard with my penis. I just imagine myself playing the notes and it making a beautiful sound.
My wife Zoe doesn't know I think like this. I feel really dirty.
[Webmaster's note: Fetishes are very common. Some fetishes, like males wearing female underwear, light spanking, shoes, etc. are safe. Some are not. It is ok to think or fantasize about whatever you want, and to do whatever you wantprovided it does not cause harm to you or others.]