In Praise of Carrots
I am a 69 year old white male. I was married for twenty-five years, and there are four children. I enjoyed sex in marriage to the fullest. Still, from the time it was possible, around the age of twelve, I have masturbated weekly at a minimum.
It has been some years since I have had a female companion. I masturbate about three times a week. I do it with a fantasy in which I am sucking the cock of an old girlfriend's husband, and she is sucking my cock. I simulate with a large carrot carved to resemble a cock. I use an appropriate-sized small jar, grease with butter, to simulate the mouth that's sucking me. There are many variations of this basic pattern.
At other times I simultaneously masturbate my cock, and penetrate my anus with a much smaller carrot. Placing a mirror on the floor, I like to watch the carrot go in and out. At a certain stage I begin rapidly wiggling the carrot. This produces wonderful sensations, and soon I go off.