He'll be doing it in his coffin!
My interest in things sexual goes as far back as I can remember (before I knew what sexual meant) curiosity about the other sex, and curiosity about my own gender. Played show and tell, feel and taste with who ever, whenever. Of course because the grown folks made such an uproar about it......made it all the more interesting and super fun. An older neighbor boy led the conversation about girls and comparison of our parts. It resulted in a demonstration of what issued when manipulation was done by a boy past his puberty...I was fascinated and promptly learned how to do it. Waited breathlessly for hair and ejaculation. Masturbated with a friend....was in circle jerks...later on started going around with girls.......but still enjoyed masturbation privately.......read as much as I could find on sexual matters and including some little bit of history.......and decided that I was born with this thing that had two very natural functions.....neither which was done in front of most of humanity nor talked about.........one of which was relief of bladder fullness and the other of which we were born with, hungered for and enjoyed. At an age of almost eighty I still enjoy doing it and look forward to masturbating in my coffin, knowing that no one will jump in and give me a "hand"