Today is my 66th birthday. Can you imagine? As a teen and young man, I thought that guys would lose that exquisite, burning, intense urge to touch, fondle and otherwise get off through masturbation by the time they reached 40! I sure was wrong. Yes, a little Viagra helps me now as I take some medications that make getting a hardon difficult. The 'sacred blue pill' is certainly a fine bit of modern pharmacology!
Anyway, the urge is still there. One wonderful invention that has revolutionized personal pleasuring is the home video/DVD. At any time of the day or night a man can watch and fantasize about any and all variations of sex while laying comfortably in his own bed. Likewise, the internet provides both visuals and stories about any permutation of sexuality that ones perverted little mind desires! Ya gotta love it! Folks, the good old days are now! You could not do this kind of thing back in the 1950's. Damn,I think that I'll pop in a tape, get out the lube, find my trusty anal dildo and have a go at enjoying one of God's great gifts to mankind....having sex with one's self!