A group of people discussing their masturbation habits with a twist at the end.
We went to a Bar in Minnesota on a Saturday evening. For some reason it was more sexually charged than normal. I was there for no more than a half hour and I had some 21-year-old stick her bare boobs in my face to see if I liked her perfume. I told her if she is referring to the smell of her nipples, I liked it. (Well I liked her boobs in my face.)
Anyhow...sitting at the table was about 5 women and 4 guys. The women were talking about how they don't need men. One said she had her plastic Male pal. We laughed because we knew she was referring to her dildo. She asked the other women if they used dildo/vibes and they all said yes. The guys laughed. Then they confronted us if we masturbated. All of us ignored the question until my ex girlfriend at the next table spoke up. She said 'If anyone knows about jacking off, its Jay. I have seen him jack off over 5 times in one day and over 30 times in one week.' I was so embarrassed she was talking about me like that.
One of the other women said, 'Thats a little more than normal but thats no big deal. He isn't hurting anyone.' Then they asked her if she masturbated. She just got up and left. I stepped out the door and she grabbed me and said to follow her. I went over to her apartment across the street. She brought me to her bedroom and told me to sit in the chair. She stripped down nude and started fingering herself and pulled out a butt plug. She went wild!! Then she asked me to jack off for her (I had done it at least a thousand times for her) I came hard and blew my load on her boobs. It was then that two other women from the bar stepped in the door. They were watching the whole time from the window in the bedroom. The four of us masturbated ourselves and each other for the weekend. My balls ached so bad. What fun!!