Yesterday I went and bought my first bottle of lube. After jacking dry for four years I wanted to use lube.
It was jelly lube and cost $11.95, the cost of which could be used to buy two boxes of 12 condoms. Anyway I went home without anyone seeing it, got on the computer, read Solo Touch and looked at some porn.
No one else was home so I got the lube, squeezed it on, and jacked the most cum ever, right on my body up to my head, about ten long ropes. It was awesome. The chemist will get a lot more out of me for sure.