Last night, I went to a show of an annual theatre production called the 'Fringe Festival.' I went with a girlfriend and her boyfriend to a show called the 'Wet Spots'. The couple sing and make fun of sex, relationships etc. It was great.
They had the entire audience sing a song about masturbation. When we started, my two friends looked at me and pointed (I'm single), but we all agreed all of us masturbated (me the most with at least once a day).
Well anyway, when I got home I surfed the web and masturbated for about four or five hours. The thing I liked best was that my two friends would have KNOWN what I was likely doing!!