Cumming in Fifteen Seconds!

There are some things in life that are high points that you never forget. Masturbation seems to be so frequent in my life that there never seems to be a highpoint to the experience. There's always the time I lubed and screwed the tailpipe of a car I had until I came, or the time I pumped and came on a picnic table in a national park, or the MANY times I've pumped a load all over my hand while driving endless miles on a freeway, and the time I let the pool jet make me cum in a public pool while talking with my future wife...yes these are high points I guess, but nothing compares with my newest form of masturbation. Nothing. I purchased one of those fantastic jack-off aid known as the "Fleshlight". Initially I thought it a bit pricey, but it's been a hoot! The following will help fill out the details of my lifetime achievement with masturbation!!! I was looking around on the net a few months ago and noticed that a guy had attached a dildo to a sawzall and was using it on a girl...she seemed to like it a lot. In the video clips, her initial acting was quickly---and obviously---replaced by her total amazement at how it was making her feel...or she was a REALLY good actress. Anyway, I had decided last week to see how quickly I could cum with the Fleshlight. It's pretty hard to last too long once you get a rhythm going. It's tortuous. I also had been thinking about the sawzall action I'd seen. I came up with an idea!!! I took out my sawzall and put in the heaviest duty blade I had. I then proceeded to completely cover the blade with probably ten wraps of heavy duct tape. Safety First!!! Then, I taped the outside of my Fleshlight case to this big blunt stub. This was one mean and BIG looking contraption! I lubed up, placed the whole think on my office chair, adjusted it to the right height for me (I was on my knees), plugged the saw in, plugged MYSELF in...oooohhh, it always feels so very good (I have the "Super Tight Wonder Wave" model Fleshlight). I then turned on the saw and was absolutely flabbergasted! It was the single most intense feeling I have ever ever experienced---including intense sucking deep throating blow jobs! I came in what absolutely could not have exceeded 15 seconds! And since I couldn't reach the trigger lock on the saw immediately, it went longer than I can usually stand stimulation. Once I finally got it turned off, and removed myself from the tunnel of the Fleshlight, I was so very pleased to see that in spite of all the action, my penis looked as though it had only started to be rubbed (no redness or chafing...). What I discovered was that this thing in reality drained more cum from me than I thought was physiologically possible! There was an endless stream of thick cum globbing out of the end of my Fleshlight! I enjoyed this so much that I've now used the sawzall three more times! I only started last night and have not ejaculate in any other fashion yet! Cumming in Seconds! Who could resist? I know I can't.