Well the most embarrassing moment of my life occured this week while on a business trip!
I have enjoyed masturbating my entire life and since I travel a lot, it helps pass the time in hotel rooms. I found a pair of used panties on the floor of the closet in the hotel room as I was hanging up my shirts and pants. I got instantly hard hoping their would be a nice stain in them. There was and it was still damp!
I immediately set up my computer and found a hairy bush website. While sniffing the delicious aroma, I played with myself and came in about a minute. I probably squirted a good four feet across the room!
Late yesterday morning, I shaved and started up the shower. I spied the panties which were back on the closet floor where I had returned them and got instantly hard. I picked them up, began sniffing them and started masturbating while watching myself in the closet door mirror. I never heard the soft knock on the door or heard the plastic key inserted in the lock. Just as I was squirting my load, in walks the maid!
Needless to say, I was as red as a radish and was speechless. Not being that well endowed didn't help the situation. The maid took one look at my semi-erect penis dripping cum and said 'Looks like your busy. I'll come back later and clean your room and the mirror!'
I showered, got dressed and sped out of the room hoping she was down the hall cleaning another room. She was two doors down. She smiled and winked and said 'Have a great day!'